Vogue editor Anna Wintour was reportedly “miserable” at Karl Lagerfeld’s Cruise Collection Show in Miami because Miami is a festering pit of eternally burning hellfire. [Page Six] Speaking of Miami, Celine Dion’s home there uses about a bajillion gallons...

Celine Dion “forgot” to shave her legs before a concert. Much like we “forget” to shave our legs all winter or whenever we have a boyfriend. [¡Huay! mi MAMA! 2.0] Madonna once told Justin Timberlake to drop his pants...