Monkeys Yat-chan and Fuku-chan work at a tavern in Japan, where patrons pay them in soy beans. Soy beans which will eventually end up in their food, if you’re picking up what we’re putting down. [Daily Mail] Brangelina’s tiny...

A new Cheetos campaign called “The Orange Underground” teaches you, through a series of easy-to-follow videos, how to be a complete and utter asswipe. [YouTube] Will Smith insists he and wife Jada are not Scientologists. They’re just weird. [Rush...