Australia’s Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, has become part of a controversy surrounding a nude magazine cover for Art Monthly featuring a then six-year-old Olympia Nelson. The photograph was taken by the girl’s mother, Polixeni Papapetrou (yes), both of whom...

Michelle Duggar of Tontitown, Arkansas is pregnant. With her 18th child. Our uterus is crying: “We’ve had three in January, three in December. Those two months are a busy time for us,” she said, laughing. Through her tears. The...

Maybe Angelina Jolie is not the saintlier, less sexy version of Mother Theresa we all thought she was! Maybe she’s just like us - if we were all terrible mothers!: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt reportedly let their children...

A group of third graders from Georgia, all aged 8 and 9, were recently caught plotting to murder their teacher. Kids these days! “Billy, do that little dance you learned in school. Precious! Isn’t he precious, everyone? Now do...

Actressish individual Jessica Alba took a terminally ill little girl shopping in Beverly Hills for the Kids Wish Charity Network. Which sounds like the Make a Wish Foundation, except a failure: A shop insider said: “Jessica got a chance...

Young Texans are becoming increasingly addicted to “cheese” - snortable black-tar heroin cut with crushed sleeping pills, which is probably a little worse than consuming Kraft singles, even. Health officials in Dalls, Texas are growing increasingly worried by the...

Not only are you shoveling deep fried chocolate marshmallow butter balls down your babies’ throats, Awful Hispanic Parents, you’re also going to kill your children by not making them wear seat belts: The National Latino Children’s Institute reports that...

Greedy child-hoarder Penelope Cruz says she would like to adopt twenty children. Probably so their teensy little hands can sew up a batch of her Mango clothing: “I’d love to have kids. Maybe I’ll adopt about 20 children -...

Your big, fat, stupid kids might be that way because they’re bombarded with images of delicious foods on Spanish-language TV stations and not because you buy them nothing but deep-fried Cheetos dipped in fudge: Spanish-language television is bombarding children...

Research conducted by Alliant University (prestigious!) among same-sex couples in Florida who have adopted children show that, once again, Latinos really make awesome parents when they aren’t your own: • Male same-sex couples where both partners are Hispanic raise...

“Stuttering: For Kids By Kids” is a DVD available in Spanish to help stuttering children feel like they aren’t alone in their gross, embarrassing deformity: Many children who stutter have never met anyone else who struggles with the same...

Williamsburg, Brooklyn is home to a lot of hipsters and then some other people that deliver their pizzas and vegan Thai food. LATE. And, like, all these white parents kind of don’t want their little McKenzie Siennas going to...

The ongoing drug wars in Tijuana, Mexico have taken an increasingly heartbreaking turn as gunmen have begun to include young children in their attacks: In unprecedented attacks, gunmen killed a 3-year-old boy and a 9-year-old girl and seriously wounded...

Contrary to initial information released by Farc, Emmanuel Rojas, son of former hostage Clara Rojas and one of her captors, had not seen his mother since he was eight months old. The two were reunited for the first time...

Christina Aguilera and Nicole Escovedo Richie are both at Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles at this very moment, about to have their babies cut out of their strangely orange, slightly phosphorescent bodies. Because you know those chicken heads are...

Oscar de la Hoya’s newborn daughter, the redundantly named Nina Lauren Ninette, sleeps in a cradle made of solid gold. To match Daddy’s hot outfit, presumably: Some of the luxury items De La Hoya, 34, and the Puerto Rican...

Singer (?) Jennifer Lopez thinks she may just bow out of the spotlight once she gives birth to her piglets precious little twins: “I do realize people want to know [about the pregnancy] because they’re interested, but this is...

You might think it’s only kids in the U.S. who have bigger tits than you do, but childhood obesity is a growing [Ed. note: Chortle.] epidemic in Mexico as well. In an effort to combat this problem, PepsiCo has...

Former “American Idol” contestant and current sex tape star Jessica Sierra is knocked up and in jail. Every little girl’s dream come true. The ever-subtle TMZ reports: Holy Jamie Lynn! TMZ has confirmed that “American Idol” trainwreck finalist Jessica...

Continuing the rich tradition of “rich famous people giving their children names that will get the porquería kicked out of them,” singer Cristian Castro has named his latest spawn Mikhail Zaratustra Castro Liberman. Sigh: The son of Cristian Castro...

Families comprised of both Guatemalan and Mexican immigrants are becoming more and more common in Phoenix. And, like with any pairing that is born on a dancefloor amidst the sweat-soaked gyrations of several dozen inebriated strangers, these begin with...

Legislators in Guatemala have agreed to a new law that would place stricter regulations on adoptions. However, the law won’t affect those couples, mostly American, who have already been matched with an alternative source of fuel their new bundles...

“Singer,” “actress,” and “clothing designer” Jennifer Lopez is buying things for one, or possibly two, children who are currently lying in wait within the velvet-lined VIP room that is her womb. Let’s peruse the contents of her wish list...

A new project aimed at prohibiting the sale of slot machines to children and adolescents will make Christmas a little more bleak for many young people in Peru: The president of the Foreign Trade and Tourism Commission, Alda Lazo...

Because we at Guanabee have an endless fascination with most things boob-related (see: our extensive coverage of most politicians), we thought we’d let you know that a Brazilian woman held in a North Carolina jail due to an immigration...

Child bullfighters are all the rage in Mexico, even though the tiny torreadors run the risk of having their teensy weensy organs gouged and adorably shredded to bits: [T]he children confront very real danger in the ring, and their...

Pocket-size Mexican singer and former telenovela star Thalia is introducing her bundle of joy to the world through Hola magazine. And not by accidentally leaving her in the bait and tackle aisle at Kmart, like our mom did. Baby...

Immigration officials in Ohio detained 27-year-old Sayda Umanzor as she was in the middle of nursing her nine-month-old daughter: When federal agents encountered Sayda Umanzor in a house in Conneaut October 26, the 27-year-old woman admitted to being in...

Former Miss Universe and current Puerto Rican pseudo-famous person Dayanara Torres refused to answer questions about former husband and current anemic-looking person Marc Anthony’s new baby: The tension was thick in the press room for the 8th Annual Latin...

A new study by the Urban Institute reveals that children whose parents are arrested in immigration raids face issues such as post-traumatic stress and other mental health disorders and opined the U.S. government should do something about this: The...

According to a Mexican national youth survey, 53 percent of the kids polled responded that they wouldn’t want to live next to a homosexual. The same amount said that they would not want to live with somebody who was...

• During a blackout, the glow of several cell phones help Argentinian surgeons finish an emergency appendectomy. This new light source approved over old generator system.[The Latin Americanist] • Children march in St. Paul, MN to challenge the deportation...