Now we can add Rainbow Brite to the short list of female cartoon characters who’ve been injected with sex appeal while being placed on a strict diet, thanks to Hallmark.
3 November 2009
16 October 2009
12 October 2009
Are Cheap Bodegas To Blame For Your Fatino Babies?
By Alex Alvarez at 3:38 PM.
A new survey out of Temple University suggests that school children in Philadelphia typically spend about $1.07 on snacks at their local bodega, with their treats typically coming in at about 360 calories.
3 September 2009
Stranger Slaps Crying Child At Wal*Mart
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
Sixty-one-year-old Roger Stephens cannot abide crying children who go undisciplined by their parents, especially when he’s trying to do some quality shopping at his local Wal*Mart. So he did what any person would do and slapped the crap out of a baby.
You Can Be My Baby: Black Brazilian Mother Has Three Albino Children
By Alex Alvarez at 10:35 AM.
A black couple in Brazil are the proud parents of five young children - some of which, much to the surprise of their neighbors, happen to look white, with light-colored hair, light eyes, and very pale skin. This is because a whopping three of their kids have albinism.
27 August 2009
Ay Que Cute: Children’s Clothing Manufacturer Defends Nipples Tassels On Baby Shirt
By Alex Alvarez at 6:14 PM.
Children’s clothing designer Suzi Warren runs “Twisted Twee,” a unique line for toddlers and preschoolers featuring such alluring designs as “C is for condom.” (Lest you forget and end up with a tacky baby!)
15 June 2009
4 June 2009
Study Says Latino Children Are Plump, Nutritious
By Alex Alvarez at 9:46 AM.
A study published in the June issue of the Journal of the American Dietetic Association shows that young Latinos are getting adequate nutrition from their diets, but altogether too sugar, salt, fat and cholesterol.
22 May 2009
Guess The Latino Stars Before They Were Famous
By Alex Alvarez at 2:25 PM.
Mario was a cute little kid before he turned into what appears to be a fully ambulatory mound of different meats. What did other Latino stars look like when they were just tiny, unfamous womb nuggets?
13 May 2009
Is Lourdes Leon A “Celebrity” Just Because Her Mom Is Madonna?
By Alex Alvarez at 11:52 AM.
It seems that Madonna and ex-boyfriend Carlos Leon may be grooming their daughter Lourdes for a place in the spotlight. Get ready, world. There’s a new model/actress/producer/DJ/clothing designer in town!
1 May 2009
“S” Is For “Swine Flu:” Plaza Sesamo Teaches Kids About The Flu
By Alex Alvarez at 11:45 AM.
In light of the fact that people across the world have spontaneously combusted thanks to the swine flu, Televisa and Sesame Workshop have banded together to inform young children how to protect themselves from the dreaded zombie bacon virus. We have some additional advice for young people. Listen up, womb trolls!
21 April 2009
Paraguayan President Fernando Lugo Has Turned Wine Into Blood, Two Women Into Pregnant Ladies
By Alex Alvarez at 5:10 PM.
Paraguayan President Fernando Lugo has already admitted to having fathered a child while he was a Catholic Bishop. Talk about a Judas Priest. High five! Turns out, Lugo may have fathered another child six years ago. He has a whole host of children.
17 March 2009
Meet The New Dora The Explorer
By Alex Alvarez at 11:00 AM.
Yup, here she is. After all the “teasing” that the new, hot, femme Dora wouldn’t be revealed until Fall, she’s here before Spring. The new Dora is taller, slimmer and little older and has long, flowing hair. Gone are the bowl cut, bermuda shorts and chubby cheeks.
26 February 2009
Recession-Proof: Teen Prostitutes And Teen Madams Tatiana Tye And Jazmine Finley
By Alex Alvarez at 12:21 PM.
At least two cases of teen prostitution are causing alarm in two very different communities: One story follows a 15-year-old Eastern European prostitute in England, and the other involves two teens accused of overseeing a child prostitution ring in Phoenix.
19 February 2009
30 January 2009
Not So Gr8: Mother Of Octuplets Has Six Other Children, Lives With Parents
By Alex Alvarez at 10:31 AM.
The woman who recently gave birth to octuplets is found to have already had six other children and lives with her parents. See, Mom and Papi? It could be worse.
