There are many trending topics on Twitter that are just depressing - stuff like #uknowughettowhen or #glennbeck. But #ChrisBrownsBowtie is like a little ray of sunshine peeking through our public timeline.
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14 April 2009
Watchando Isn’t Dating Natalie Mejia Either
By Cindy Casares at 12:22 PM.
Chris Brown denies rumors that he’s dating Natalie Mejia. Natalie Mejia has rumors plastered all over her website. [NatalieMejia.us]
Al Franken is finally president of Minnesota. Celebrate by shopping at Target. [InForum]
Chris Brown hid Easter eggs with RiRi [Peeps]
13 April 2009
Is Chris Brown Dating Natalie Mejia From Girlicious?
By Camilla Rowan at 4:50 PM.
Chris Brown was spotted this past Saturday, exiting a Sunset Boulevard tattoo parlor with a girl, rumored to be Californian hottie hot mess Natalie Mejia. You will, of course, remember her from the reality show and girl band, Girlicious.
20 March 2009
Wilmer Valderrama Is Easing Rihanna’s Pain About Rihanna-Chris Brown Sex Tape
By Cindy Casares at 10:00 AM.
An anonymous tipster spotted Wilmer Valderrama and Rihanna acting cozy last night at Los Angeles nightspot Les Deux. “I couldn’t tell whether they were kissing or just talking really close together, but something was definitely going on there.”
13 March 2009
Revlon Secretly Polling Whether Rihanna Is Hurting Covergirl
By Cindy Casares at 5:48 PM.
Looks like Revlon is thinking the same thing we are about Rihanna being bad for Covergirl’s image. When it comes to market share, corporations will take any opportunity to prey on their competitors’ weaknesses and Revlon is trying to find out if recent domestic violence issues for their spokesperson have created the opening they’re looking [...]
11 March 2009
Nickelodeon Retracts Chris Brown’s Nomination, Much To The Chagrin Of One Guanabee Commenter
By Alex Alvarez at 3:30 PM.
In a tragic and confusing turn of events, Nickelodeon has taken Chris Brown out of the running as a Kids’ Choice Awards’ nominee for Favorite Male Singer. Of course, conflicting reports make it difficult to tell whether this was Chris’ idea or the network’s. Which is to blame?
10 March 2009
The Mystery Woman Who Texted Chris Brown Is His Manager, Tina Davis
By Alex Alvarez at 1:16 PM.
It’s now been revealed that the women who texted Chris Brown the night he attacked Rihanna is his manager, 40-year-old Tina Davis.
Rihanna was reportedly so upset that Davis had asked Brown to hook up that she slapped him, to which he responded by threatening and beating her.
Rihanna And Chris Brown Are Recording A Duet & Making Sweet, Court-Approved Music Together
By Alex Alvarez at 10:30 AM.
Chris Brown and Rihanna have not only reconciled, the two are recording a duet together in Santa Monica. This comes on the heels of new details about the young couple’s previous fights. Why don’t they just sit down and write a telenovela together instead?
9 March 2009
Oprah Winfrey Warns Rihanna: “He Will Hit You Again.”
By Alex Alvarez at 10:42 AM.
Oprah Winfrey took time out of her busy schedule to offer a warning to Rihanna: If Chris Brown indeed hit you, he will hit you again.
Former prosecutor Linda Fairstein adds that the situation could escalate to MURDER.
8 March 2009
Chris Brown Nominated For Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Award. Good Job, World.
By Alex Alvarez at 11:29 AM.
Since beating Rihanna, Chris Brown has 1) vacationed in Las Vegas, 2) vacationed in Miami and, now, 3) has been nominated for a Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice award for Favorite Male Singer.
5 March 2009
Chris Brown Search Warrant Details Events Of Grammy Weekend Fight
By Cindy Casares at 4:30 PM.
A sworn statement has come to light from Los Angeles Police Detective DeShon Andrews who testified for a police warrant used to get cell phone records related to the Chris Brown-Rihanna case. The statement details what allegedly happened in the early morning hours of February 8, 2009. The entire document is after the jump.
Chris Brown Charged With Two Felonies
By Cindy Casares at 2:27 PM.
Chris Brown was just charged by the Los Angeles District Attorney with two felonies: assault and making criminal threats. The victim’s name is listed as “Robin F.” on the charging documents. Rihanna’s full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty.
4 March 2009
Pictures Of Chris Brown’s Bloody Lamborghini Offer Glimpse Into His Fight With Rihanna
By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.
The National Enquirer - who has previously warned us of such dangers as giant mutant women and broke news that Elvis has, in fact, not left the building - enlisted the help of a former NYPD detective to go over recently released photos from the interior of Chris Brown’s rented Lamborhini in an attempt to [...]
2 March 2009
Blood Found On Chris Brown’s Grammy Night Lamborghini
By Cindy Casares at 11:28 AM.
The rented silver Lamborghini Chris Brown drove the night of his alleged attack on girlfriend Rihanna has been examined by Los Angeles Police and found to contain traces of blood in between the front seats.
25 February 2009
Rags Claim Rihanna Was Pregnant When Chris Brown Beat Her
By Daniel Mauser at 10:15 AM.
Star magazine and The National Enquirer are claiming that Rihanna was pregnant with Chris Brown’s child when he beat her up the night of the Grammy’s two weeks ago. They’re also claiming her alleged pregnancy is one of the reasons he went on such a rampage. “Oh my God, I could lose the baby!” [...]
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Someone Really Likes CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN
By Alex Alvarez at 6:30 PM.
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This week’s Commenter belongs to a special category of human commonly referred to as “The Crazed Fan.” Take out your CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN Trapper Keeper and a pencil and get ready to take notes:
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