Pope Benedict XVI is currently in Australia, annoying tiny koalas and calling for all Christian churches to present a united front in order to draw more people to the faith: “As fellow citizens of the household of God, Christians...

Dudes, guys! Fellow Floridians! We’re super famous, bro! We’re on “The Colbert Report!” That’s almost as exciting as the time we found a coupon for sloppy joe mix stuck to the roof a meth head’s toothless maw. A representative...

Carly Smithson, a recently-booted contestant on “American Idol,” might have been voted off not for lack of vocal talent, but specifically for her song choice. No, it wasn’t “Smell Yo Dick.” The offending song? “Jesus Christ Superstar:” Within hours...

Some Christian organization, “Our Eyes Are Open” Ministries, is apparently in a tizzy over talk show host and new Messiah Oprah Winfrey’s blasphemous heathen ways. You know, we had noticed that Oprah seems to love New Age crap. But...