Guillermo Del Toro was on Jimmy Kimmel last week on the occasion of the premier of Hellboy II in Los Angeles. First of all, we love his accent. He really is a Mexican! Secondly, he shared with Jimmy that...

Mexican Disney (?) made a version of High School Musical because the appeal of adorably gay teen boys who dance and sing is universal. This version, it seems, will only be in theaters. Because most of Mexico can’t afford...

We are positively aqueef with excitement over this movie. It’s directed by Tarsem Singh, who made The Cell, which just so happens to be one of our favorite movies, despite Jennifer Lopez. So what’s The Fall about?: Los Angeles,...

Madonna’s new oeuvre, Filth and Wisdom, has turned the cinematic world on its head and has it sliding its chocha down a pole if front of robust businessmen who smell like cigars and smegma. Not only does it show...

British actress Emily Blunt is set to play a Texas woman in the upcoming film The Girl. The movie centers around Emily’s character, who comes across the young daughter of an illegal immigrant who has lost her mother: The...

Hirsute actor Benicio del Toro is set to play the titular character in director Mark Romanek’s remake of The Wolfman. Actress Emily Blunt says the movie will be scary and, surprisingly, encourages us all to watch: The Devil Wears...

Maybe actor Sean Penn’s mouth will finally be occupied if rumors that Diego Luna will play his onscreen love interest prove true. Sean Penn is set to play politician Harvey Milk, with Diego Luna playing his younger, hotter, less...

Spanish auteur Pedro Almodovar is in Mexico currently seeking a lead actress for his next film. But he’s making the whole casting process super secret, prompting certain actresses, like the ever-classy Niurka Marcos, to come forth expressing an interest...

Salma Hayek’s first role after the birth of her daughter will be that of a bearded lady alongside John C. Reilly in the upcoming Cirque du Freak, based on the book series for children: Reilly will play a vampire...

Mexican actor Diego Luna has been tapped [Ed. note: Teeee!] as one of the judges for this year’s Sundance Film Festival, which will take place from January 17 through the 27th. And, truth be told, we couldn’t be happier....

The Spanish are always ready to let you know what a failure you are as a rotten apple fallen too far from the mother tree, have sex with farm animals (If you happen to be our cousins in Galicia,...

Spanish director Pedro Almodovar is pairing up with actress Penelope Cruz once again: According to Almodovar, “Broken Hugs” (Los Abrazos Rotos) will feature Cruz, Blanca Portillo and Lluis Homar. You know, we’d never before noticed what a dumb-sounding word...

The Screen Actors Guild sent out its annual casting data report, happily announcing that roles for minority actors is at an all-time high. Vibrant! However, their reports turn out to be a little skewed when it comes time, to...

A Brazlian action drama about the war on drugs in Rio’s slums found its way to an early release last week because of how well it did on the black market. Producer Marco Prado announced last Tuesday that “Elite...

We’ve noticed the exact same graffiti (pictured here) written all over New York’s East Village for quite some time now. It caught our eye because a) it’s fucking everywhere, b) it uses the name Peru and therefore could have...

Michael Moore’s newest movie SICKO is set to come out in the States next month and, as per usual, he’s managed to drum up the traditional, media-friendly, political hoo-ha that will assure him box office success. What’s the prob...