Last Friday was the launch of Perez Hilton’s clothing line, you guys! Did you buy tons of new hoodies and tampon holders featuring kittens shitting rainbows onto unicorns? Or Thomas Beatie flying through the sky with doves? Yeah, no...

Internationally renowned fashion designer and sometime blogger Perez Hilton’s line of clothing and accessories for Hot Topic comes out tomorrow. We know you’re positively cagando in your Hello Kitty panties over this, as does Perez, because he’s having a...

Have you ever wondered what a walrus fart sounds like? And, tangentially related question, have you ever wanted to hear Perez Hilton talk about affordable socks and rubber bands that will enhance your life? While describing himself as “blown...

Guns! Hearts! Cum dribble! Oh it’s everything we never wanted and less. Actually, we would probably wear the suspenders and the hot pink pants, but only because we’re self-loathing alcoholics with an obnoxious and insatiable need for attention. Which...

Perez Hilton is designing a line of clothing for Hot Topic. No, hey, wait. That’s not how you do it. You have to make sure the safety is off and then place it in your mouth, pointing towards your...