Exciting news for people who carry small amounts of cocaine in empty tubes of lipstick! Today, Mexico has decided to decriminalize the possession of small amounts of marijuana, cocaine, heroin, LSD and methamphetamine.
21 August 2009
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4 June 2009
Argentine Woman Caught Smuggling Cocaine Suitcases
By Alex Alvarez at 5:00 PM.
A 24-year-old Argentine woman was arrested in Chile when it was discovered that her two suitcases were made entirely of cocaine. You know, the skies really ARE getting friendlier. And louder and more prone to dance to Britney Spears songs.
3 June 2009
Real Housewives Of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub’s Miami Past
By Alex Alvarez at 11:30 AM.
In her ex-husband’s tell-tale book, Cop Without a Badge, ex-con turned informant Kevin Maher talks about Staub’s criminal history, including her life in Miami and involvement with a Colombian drug cartel. If that doesn’t make you a real housewife, we’re not sure what does.
29 March 2009
Video Allegedly Shows Ashley Biden Snorting Cocaine
By Alex Alvarez at 12:17 PM.
A video that is reportedly being shopped around to various media outlets allegedly shows 27-year-old Ashley Biden, daughter of Joe Biden, snorting cocaine at a party in Delaware this year. The asking price on the video is $250,000. John Edwards’ illegitimate, secret children would never have stooped to this!
20 March 2009
Spanish Police Seize Cocaine Dinner Set
By Alex Alvarez at 5:15 PM.
Police in Spain have arrested a man who received a delivery of a 42-piece dinner set made with 44 pounds of cocaine. The man, it is said, had an appreciation for good design and clean lines.
The various cups, plates and bowls were sent to Barcelona from Venezuela via London. The suspect is a 35-year-old, known only [...]
7 January 2009
Cocaine Makes Bees Dance, Let You Know They Have A Loft Apartment In The Financial Distict
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
