Last night was the most important night of the year in Colombia: The night when they pick the most beautiful woman in the land. After taking up prime time television for a week, twenty-one year old Miss Bolivar, Natalia Navarro Galvis, was crowned. She’s beautiful if you go for that obviously beautiful type.
17 November 2009
Señorita Colombia 2009-2010 Natalia Navarro Galvis
By Cindy Casares at 3:41 PM.
11 November 2009
26 October 2009
What Bob Griese Should Have Said About Juan Pablo Montoya
By Fidel Martinez at 6:43 PM.
Over the weekend, crackah-ass honky sports commentator Bob Griese made a disparaging comment about race car driver Juan Pablo Montoya during the Ohio State/Minnesota game. In the telecast, fellow announcer Chris Spielman inquired about Montoya’s absence from the leader board standings, to which a chuckling Griese responded with, “He’s out having a taco.”
20 October 2009
Calle 13 Backlash Results In Concert Cancellations
By Alex Alvarez at 3:49 PM.
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Calle 13’s resident Residente, René Perez, has cost the band a few gigs due to his sartorial choices for hosting Los Premios MTV 2009.
29 September 2009
Colombia’s New Tourism Campaign: The Only Risk Is Wanting To…
By Alejandro Paz at 10:05 AM.
Perhaps attempting to take market share from narco-embroiled Mexico, Colombia is launching a propaganda campaign on tourists. The brilliant minds at the Tourism Board have devised a slogan to set our minds at ease upon visiting: The only risk is wanting to stay. Wait. What?
2 September 2009
New Company Allows Colombian Immigrants To Afford Burial Insurance
By Alex Alvarez at 5:12 PM.
One expense we’ve never focused on when it comes to thinking about the lives of recent immigrants is the cost of funerals. But it IS pricey, especially if you have to worry about shipping your loved one’s remains back to your country of origin instead of surreptitiously dumping them off Brighton Beach.
New Company Allows Colombian Immigrants To Afford Burials
By Alex Alvarez at 5:12 PM.
One expense we’ve never focused on when it comes to thinking about the lives of recent immigrants is the cost of funerals. But it IS pricey, especially if you have to worry about shipping your loved one’s remains back to your country of origin instead of surreptitiously dumping them off Brighton Beach.
31 August 2009
FARC Releases 9 “Proof Of Life” Videos To Hostage Families
By Cindy Casares at 5:38 PM.
Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, or FARC as they are more commonly known, have released video tapes showing proof of life of 9 hostages in their custody–two soldiers and seven policemen.
30 August 2009
President Of Colombia Alvaro Uribe Has Swine Flu
By Cindy Casares at 11:38 PM.
President of Colombia Alvaro Uribe has come down with swine flu after attending a summit of South American presidents!
4 August 2009
Video: Latino Puppets Are Sexier
By Cindy Casares at 11:45 AM.
Ever wonder why Latinos are so damn sexy? It’s because these are the puppet shows we watch as children.
3 August 2009
Colombiamoda 2009: Introducing New Talents In Fashion Design, Hotness
By Alejandro Paz at 11:00 AM.
We don’t know shit about what precisely Colombiamoda 2009 actually is, (a convention, perhaps?) because it’s allegedly about fashion and design and Zzzzzz. But we do appreciate y’all putting hot clothes on hot chicks. Check the gallery.
Colombiamoda 2009: Hot As Bogota Photo Gallery
By Alejandro Paz at 8:18 AM.
15 June 2009
Squishy Fun Ensues At La Tomatina Fight In Sutamarchan, Colombia
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
If you happened to traipse through Sutamarchan, Colombia yesterday, you may have taken notice of people throwing one or seventy-five thousand tomatoes at your face.
10 June 2009
Four Colombian Actresses Will Show You Their Boobs For Money
By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.
Because nothing works so well as a selling point than the iced and aching points of tits, four Colombian actresses have promised to pose nude if Congress passes a law allowing actors to collect royalties when their films are shown abroad.
9 March 2009
Semen Facials All The Rage Amongst Colombian Masturbators
By Alex Alvarez at 5:48 PM.
In Colombia, according to one article, it’s customary for young men to wipe their semen-soaked hands on their cheeks after masturbating. To which we ask: Really?
5 February 2009
Super Hot Prehistoric Monster Snake Found… In Your Pantalones. Or In Colombia.
By Alex Alvarez at 11:59 AM.
The fossilized remains of an enormous prehistoric snake were uncovered in Colombia. The “Titanoboa cerrejonensi” is estimated to have weighed somewhere around 2,500 pounds and have measured 42.7 feet long. At its widest, the snake would have reached an average size human’s hips. HOT.
30 January 2009
Happy, Gay: Colombia Awards Rights To Gay Couples
By Alex Alvarez at 9:03 AM.
Colombia’s Constitutional Court has ruled that gay couples must legally be granted the same rights as their breeder counterparts.
26 January 2009
Photos Of Ingrid Betancourt’s Ocean Frolic With Mystery Man
By Camilla Rowan at 12:00 PM.
Pictures of ex-FARC hostage Ingrid Betancourt frolicking on a Miami beach have been making rounds because 1. Girl looks good in a bikini and 2. OMG THERE’S A MYSTERY MAN?
A Colombian gossip mag reports that Betancourt was vacationing with her kids in Miami when she was spotted at the beach, “acting affectionate and holding hands” [...]
