Sincelejo, Columbia hosts the largest Correleja in the country, a six day festival of drunken debauchery and fun animal cruelty. And, wouldn’t you know it, the darnedest thing happened: a bull went and killed a guy who was tormenting it. Tradition!
21 August 2009
VIDEO: Man Gored To Death In Latest Totally, Completely Unforeseeable Bullfighting Fatality
By Chris Alonzo at 12:37 PM.
11 July 2009
Pour One Out For Pablo Escobar’s Hippo
By Cindy Casares at 12:48 PM.
Authorities shot and killed a hippo belonging to deceased Colombian drug pin Pablo Escobar today. He went out like his daddy, with a cap in his ass.
6 July 2009
Them’s Killing Words: Colombian Soccer Player Murders Insulting Fan
By Alejandro Paz at 8:15 PM.
Senor loco, Javier Florez, a midfielder for the Atletico Junior team in Barranquilla, Columbia turned himself in to authorities after shooting Israel Castillo, a 27-year-old electrician, straight dead. Castillo allegedly called Florez a “maleta” which must be the most gangsta-ass thing you could call someone. Oh wait, actually it just means “lousy.”
