Oh ho ho, babies. We seem to have attracted our fair share of preachers this week, rolling our way with a soapbox under one arm and a big jar full of freshly-brewed Hypocri-Tea under the other. It’s Friday, sure,...

This week, we introduced you all to the winner of People en Español’s “El Hombre Más Sexy” competition - 23-year-old Queens resident Eduardo Rodriguez. And, woo baby, was he ever… there. As expected, the post inspired some pretty sizzling...

It’s Friday. We’ve been reading about celebrity cameltoes and listening to Ginuwine’s “Pony” on a loop, so. It’s been a pretty excellent day. We’re going to end it on an up note by celebrating a man who can make...

Finally, Friday is upon us. Time to run barefoot through fields of heather with an entourage of puppies and later wake up frothing at the mouth on some stranger’s rooftop. But, before we do, let’s take a little time...

Friday is so close we can almost smell it caked in our hair the morning after! Yum. And, as we usually do when we remember or when there are comments satisfactory enough to warrant, we’re farting out a commenter...

This comment was too good to leave until Friday afternoon, when we’d be three-quarters into a black-out. So, here’s to you, Tommy. And, for the record, no, Cindy does not happen to be a transsexual. Both she and I...

This week’s shout-out goes to a commenter who felt very strongly about the state of semicolons today, as should we all. And even though this person condescendingly referred to our outrage as “adorable,” as if we were some kitten...

Because either way you pronounce, be it properly or gringofied, “Quintana” has a sort of regal ring to it. This funny lil’ commenter rarely leaves comments, but still managed to produce two that had laughing. Or at least grimacing...

Well, children. It’s time once again to gather ‘round the computer screen, hold hands, and sing the praises of one of our lovely and talented little Guanababies. That’s right! It’s time for a shout-out. This week, we applaud la...

This week’s commenter shout-out is like a Golden Globe for best ensemble cast. Because either none of you were particularly funny, or all of you were. We can’t really decide. Either way, read on after the jump to find...

Thank the little baby Jesus it’s finally Friday. We still haven’t fully digested that animal-style In ‘N Out burger we had last weekend, but the pile of already half-melted, dirty, snowy sludge on our fire escape makes us feel...

Well, it’s that time of the week again. We’re well into our fourth tumbler-full of Kool-Aid and Hypnotiq and, either because of despite that, we’re finding some of this week’s comments particularly hilarious. We’re particularly impressed by the quantity...

Know what we love more than the flash of our acrylics in the mid-afternoon light? Balls! And, evidently, oversharing! Thankfully, we’re not alone in our fetishes or in our propensity for giving out too much information. Our friend cabrito...

Every once in a while, we come across a candidate for our Commenter Shout-Out who brings with him or her the promise of making a POSITIVE impact on the world, who seems like he will make a difference, who...

They say that every little girl is a princess, but whenever we wear our tiara to our corner bodega to buy Diet Coke, gummy worms and Vagisil, people stare. And sometimes call the police, unaware that princesses are allowed...

Well, it looks like 2007 is almost over; only a few hours left until it is drowned completely in a sea of cheap champagne and decisions we will come to regret when we see photographic evidence posted on Facebook...

Sometimes, commenters make us cry out of frustration or boredom. Sometimes, they make us cry because we imagine what some of them must look like, typing away in their mothers’ basements when not indulging in a little Harry Potter...

We won’t lie. When we first read a comment by “Guana Bust A Nut” we though, yes!, this dude is going to be pervy and hilarious- our two favorite qualities in a person. But then he became serious and...

You know those moments, right at that time when night and day meld into an eerily quiet twilight, when you find yourself all alone in your queen-size bed, clutching your knees to your chest and silently mouthing “No one...

We give props where props are due and el smrtmnky has been outdoing himself this week again in the clever, clever department. If this brings up some unresolved competitive feelings for you, feel free to vent them below, beeotch....

Hey commenters! Think no one’s looking at you? Think again. We’re rewarding our best commenters with their own commenter shout out. So brush up on your skeels cuz you could be next. Unless you’re el smrtmnky. Then you’re today’s sizzling...

We’ve been scouring the web to find out what people are saying about the recent announcement that Telemundo anchor Mirthala Salinas is not returning to the network. Fortunately for us, a lot of people are still enamored enough with...

We took one look at this spread (click to enlarge) of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony from the CBS-Conde Nast media spawn, Fashion Rocks and thought, “Hey, they look like they just came off a really bad movie premier.”...