In celebration of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, the White House is being inhabited by a pair of boobs. FUE BROMA. Actually, the White House has been lit up all pink at night as a means of drawing attention to...

Longtime Guanabee commenter Janie A Go-Go, also known in her real life as Janie Martinez, took part in a photo shoot for Time Out New York’s horny issue last month that we failed miserably at reporting in a timely...

We won’t lie. When we first read a comment by “Guana Bust A Nut” we though, yes!, this dude is going to be pervy and hilarious- our two favorite qualities in a person. But then he became serious and...

You know those moments, right at that time when night and day meld into an eerily quiet twilight, when you find yourself all alone in your queen-size bed, clutching your knees to your chest and silently mouthing “No one...

It’s a well-known fact that Guanabee commenters are among the most opinionated, the smartest, the sexiest and the most supple on the internet. Well, except Marco. So we always feign interest in what you, our readers, have to say....

Even though Elvira “Sweet Tee” Arellano’s saga ended with deportation in Los Angeles yesterday, we won’t relish the opportunity to say we told you so. (It was obvious what would happen to the undocumented immigration ‘activist’ when she left...