23 October 2009

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: It Is Better To Have Loathed And Lost Than Never To Have Loathed Before

By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.

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Oh hi there, Friday. Back again, we see. Well. Don’t just stand there lurking. Come on in and join us in a healthy bout of self-loathing!

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13 March 2009

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: 51-Year-Olds With Knockout Bodies Think We’re A Bitch

By Alex Alvarez at 6:05 PM.

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It’s finally Friday! Also known as the day when people who blame their failed marriages on something other than the fact they’re totally insane sit down at their computer, hunt out something to get pissed off about and ignore basic reading skills in order to call a stranger a sick bitch. Because that is what [...]

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20 January 2009

Cuban-American Designer Isabel Toledo Created Michelle Obama’s Inaugural Outfit, Internet Commenters Think It Sucks

By Alex Alvarez at 1:56 PM.

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First lady Michelle Obama wore a dress and coat by Cuban-American designer Isabel Toledo for the swearing-in ceremony today.
The shimmering, yellowy-green shift dress and matching coat seemed to include a jacket as well, closed at the neck with a jeweled clasp. She paired the shoes, rather interestingly, with aqua heels. We, uh. Kind of adore [...]

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