This Brazilian ad for “Prudence Condoms” (Prudes’ and ‘ludes for everyone!) features a young, emaciated couple getting their coitus on using moves that would make the Kama Sutra’s illustrations fan themselves whilst crying things like “My word!” or “Well...

You know how it is: You spend a whole day pretending to work, then commuting home on the subway nestled almost entirely underneath some strange man’s sweaty gut, only to shout — out loud and to yourself — HOW...

Lots of people have an issue with baby dolls, from the argument that they enforce gender norms by being fiercely marketed to little “would-be mothers” to the impression that they’re creepy. But, really? They can be wonderful outlets for...

What do churros have to do with computers? Not much! Except maybe they’ll somehow get the fastest growing minority in the United States to stop buying iBooks and start buying Microsoft. Is anyone else slightly put off by how...

Christina Aguilera’s new fragrance, Inspire, has a fantastic new commercial. In it, Christina chases a giant pimple! Then pops it! And magic comes out. It’s sexy and feminine and inspirational. Just like Christina! The fragrance, made from self-tanner, baby...

We know some of you might be in possession of these mysterious things called “breasts” or, alternately “titties.” And, sometimes, these big bags full of secrets make wearing a seat belt uncomfortable. Luckily for the boobèd among you, there’s...

Eva Mendes shed her top in a new commercial for Calvin Klein’s “Secret Obession” perfume. Which, we guess, smells like morning-after hair and mascara clumps. Eva’s commercial was banned in the United States because women’s nipples are evil and...

Heinz Deli Mayonnaise has decided to pull a commercial for its delicious, white, creamy, thick condiment after it created an uproar from the mayo-guzzling British public. Oh, slather it on a hot dog and shove it in sideways, people....

Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen travels to the heart of the Amazon so that its humble, exotic people can adoringly draw little rayitos all over her boobs whilst the poses, awestruck at their simple way of life, in her Kmartesque...

The good people at Jimmy Choo would like you to know that women are empowered. They no longer feel compelled to buy into the idea that there’s a “Prince Charming” that’s waiting in the wings to sweep her off...

We guess Italian nonnas must have a lot in common with Cuban abuelitas because this commercial (almost) made us want to give our grandmother a call. And reminisce about how she helped foster guilty feelings concerning food! Yay! Pass...

If you’ve ever equated the bunions and blisters you get from stilettos with blues and soul, then Carlos Santana is your guy. The famous guitarist teams up with Mariah Carey’s hair extensions in a commercial for Macy’s. Carlos is...

If you’ve ever felt your melanin was getting in the way of allowing your inner beauty to shine through, well. You’re not alone. Women in Thailand have learned from commercials that they have the exact same problem. “Smooth E....

Intact-hymen-having and apparent mansion-inhabiting model Adriana Lima stars in a new commercial for something in Portuguese that involves her stripping for a camera phone and making funny faces. School girl uniform? Too pedophiliaish! A red qipao and fan? Too...

This commercial for Coke Light (which tastes just like Diet Coke, if it were made of dreams and unicorn tears) is making us think that perhaps a little trip to the confessional is in order. Because it beats the...

The less attractive half of Hugomi, Naomi Campbell, stars in a commercial for SoBe Life Water [Ed. note: Anyone who refers to South Beach as “SoBe” deserves to be knocked off their roller skates in the middle of Collins...

Actress, model, and email-writer Reby Sky shows off her assets to the Latino community by starring in a Spanish-language City Kia commercial - home of Purple Cow Credit, dontchaknow. We can almost taste that Oscar… mmm. Tastes like sweat...

Comedian Famous person Carlos Mencia is set to star in a Bud Light commercial that will air during the Super Bowl. We’re laughing so hard we’re crying! Except without the laughing part!: Who could forget [Ed. note: No one....

As we reported earlier in a fit of giggles amidst a sweet-smelling haze, Colombian singer Shakira is starring in a Sunsilk commercial which will air during this year’s Big Game With Football And Commercials. And here it is, maybe!...

Shakira is the newest face and mane for Sunsilk hair products. We much prefer Shakira’s black dreadlocked phase, back when her songs weren’t Beyonce’s, but we guess peroxide blondes are ok, too. We like things that are highly flammable....

Actor Luis Guzman isn’t afraid to get cheesy for a role schilling Vermont cheddar; we’re not above using lame puns to describe it. So, hey, why is he selling cheese anyway? Maybe their research showed that Latinos cook with...

When we decide whether or not to buy something, one of the first and most important questions we ask ourselves is: “Will this get me laid?” But a close second would be “Does the commercial feature reggaeton?” Well Optimum...