This ad is completely ridonkulous on every level. So ridonkulous that the accompanying mariachi jingle is actually the least nonsensical thing about it. It features a hotdog and a bottle of French’s mustard on a date at a restaurant....

Late last night, as we were suffering from a bout of insomnia, we were greeted by a television spot for this little number—the Trojan Vibrating Touch. A battery-powered vibrator you wear on your finger. We were struck by it...

. We never watch ESPN, like, ever. So it’s no surprise that we just saw this spot for the first time last night. It’s called “Bounce” and it’s aimed at the late night crowd at Burger King. It was...

Watching American Idol for the first time last night allowed us to discover a side of America that we find more disturbing than a John Waters film. Like this Guitar Hero spot that features our little mormon boy dancing...

Someone went through all the trouble of screengrabbing a bunch of images of David Archuleta in his Ford Mustang bullfighting costume and then posting them on the internet. Which we think is really creepy, as he is a minor,...

American Idol is as American as fat people at Six Flags which is why Ford tapped them to participate in a TV spot that features four finalists, (including Our Chuleta), bullfighting a Mustang in front of a Spanish mission...

This spot for Chocolate Mix Skittles is a serious mind fuck for those of us who were raised to believe that piñatas have no feelings. Turns out they’re just like everyone else....

This Nike ad for Body By Dance featuring a track by esteemed, Oscar-winning movie composer Gustavo Santaolalla (Brokeback Mountain, Amorres Perros) with lyrics sung by Debi Nova is called “Suda Jamon.” Which literally, translates to “Sweat Ham” meaning sweat...

Your big, fat, stupid kids might be that way because they’re bombarded with images of delicious foods on Spanish-language TV stations and not because you buy them nothing but deep-fried Cheetos dipped in fudge: Spanish-language television is bombarding children...

We’re not quite sure what to think about this new Taco Bell ad, except that this platter looks like something we’d eat at 3 in the morning and gravely regret at 4 in the morning and the hot mariachi...

Not content to endlessly annoy solely English-speaking audiences, the Energizer has decided to add a “Latin beat” to its iconic bunny’s constant, brain-numbing drumming: Energizer Holdings Inc. of Town and Country has a new campaign to connect Spanish-speaking consumers...

An ill-placed ad for Chevy Silverados, the truck used by a character in the primetime drama “Cane,” gave away a major plot point during the show: When he took off, Jamie drove the Chevy into the family cane fields,...

While most states are very anti-illegal alien, New Mexico’s new tourism campaign is all about them. Space aliens, that is. Heh. But could this be a thinly veiled attempt to attract other kinds of aliens? Some locals think it’s...