Guanabee’s best buds by now, the Latino rock band Cafe Tacuba is playing at the Grove of Anaheim in Anaheim, CA this next Sunday and Monday. We are giving away a free pair of tix for one lucky reader...

Voto Latino and Guanabee have teamed up to give away 15 iTunes gift cards — each with 5 free song downloads — to people who register to vote at Voto Latino’s site and who then come up with the...

Hey, Latino! That’s right, YOU. Have you registered to vote? No? What are you waiting for? Latinos, especially Latinas (women represent 54% of the vote) could determine the outcome of this upcoming presidential election. Go log onto to Voto...

Want the chance to win a free pair of tickets to see the Mexican Rock Band Cafe Tacuba play tomorrow night? Then enter our contest held here, right now, at Guanabee. The tacubos are playing tomorrow night at The...

So the guys from Cafe Tacuba called us and said: “Hey, we dig you, would you like a pair of free tickets for your readers?” We said sure chocholoco and began to mastermind what we would ask of you...

We got several amazing entries for our “Name Aliza Shvarts Art” contest and we sorted through all seven and a half of them to pick the two very best. These two Guanababies get to take home pendants by Onch,...

Disgraced, fired former fashion director at “Elle,” Nina Garcia, is so desperate for cash that, when she isn’t asking you for change outside a Popeye’s in Prospect Heights, she’s agreed to become a judge for “Step Up Women’s Network”...

Tomorrow we’ll be announcing the two winners of our “Name Aliza Shvarts’ Art Project” contest… thing. The best titles get a pendant from Onch, who is made entirely of unicorn farts and Lisa Frank stickers. Truth be told, the...

Just a little reminder that we’re still in the midst of our “Name Aliza Shvarts’ Project” contest. So keep sending your title ideas to daniel at guanabee.com and you can be one of two Guanababies to win an Aliza-inspired...

We were so caught up in picturing what the inside of Aliza Shvarts’ fridge might look like, what with all the protein she’s stored up, and if she had to make a conscious effort not to buy mayonnaise for...

If joining a band plagued by scheduling conflicts and in-fighting among its members appeals to you well, asshole, you’re in luck: Brazilian band Bonde do Rolê (Your favorite! We know!) is looking for a new singer: After undertaking a...

As any girl who has ever turned fifteen can surely attest, teen girls and WWE wrestlers aren’t quite so different. Luckily, World Wrestling Entertainment is joining forces with Mun2 to give one special quinceañera a wrestling-themed party. Because sometimes...

Beverage company Dr. Pepper’s “Sabrosura Art Contest” invites you to pick among 23 artists to decide which is, alternately, the most “zesty” or “spicy.” You know. Like a chalupa: Starting today, online voting at http://www.drpeppersabrosura.com, will determine five finalists...

Well, Papa Guanabee is all set to announce the five lucky recipient of brand new, Motorola Razr2 cell phones this coming Monday. So, your time to impress him with your creativity is almost at an end. Hmm. End. Papa...

Papa Guanabee is sitting in his North Pole workshop corner bodega in Bushwick, giving his list a final once-over. Trouble is, he just spilled his morning 40 cafesito all over the damn thing, so now he needs you to...

Look, fact is, Papa Guanabee already knows whether you’ve been a nice or naughty Latino this year. He’s got a pair of high-powered binoculars and absolutely no sense of decency or remorse. So if you want to get something...

You know Chavez and Castro Noelia, that vixen, Tom Tancredo, so stupid, He must constantly be blitzen. But do you recall How to use a cell phone, at all…?...

Papa Guanabee wants to remind you that you’ve got one last week to send us your entries for our Motorola Razr2 giveaway. Just like we are pooing gold after having downed several shots of Goldschläger this past weekend, we...

Papa Guanabee is making a list, checking it twice, Trying to find out who’s naughty, who’s nice. Ella? Or Marco? Or Pocho Guey, from the North? Ponte? Or Mare? Will the good ones come forth? How ‘bout Smrtmnky? Or...

Papa Guanabee realizes that most of you have been a mix of naughty and nice this year (he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re dancing alone in your room in your Superman underwear with a syringe...

Hi readers! We love you all a whole bunch, in at least seven different positions, and we hope you love us just as much. Prove to us that we’re more than just an ill-advised one-night stand that unfolded in...

Nine contestants are competing for the title of “Mr. Gay Vaquero 2007” at an Oakland, California nightclub. On Monday, five of the contestants will go on to compete in the final portion of the illustrious competition, now it’s in...