It’s Mexican Independence Day tomorrow, so in celebration, we’re holding the first-ever, online grito contest (that we know of.)
15 September 2009
4 August 2009
And The Winner Of Latina Poses II Is…
By Alejandro Paz at 9:00 AM.
Muriel of Argenteens! Congratulations Muriel. Her hotness vanquished the ever-so luscious Karla Spice, in an epic battle between tatas and nalgas. Check the just barely SFW gallery.
14 July 2009
Hottest Update: Maria Santana & Jorge Ramos Advance To The Hottest Journo Finals!
By Cindy Casares at 6:31 PM.
Well, it was a close fucking race, but TV beat out print in Round 13, as it does in real life, to advance to the finals of Guanabee’s Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off.
Latina Poses: Our Chance To Be Like Asians
By Alejandro Paz at 12:22 AM.
Asian Poses is a website that documents “quirky and cute” poses for which Asians are notorious. We didn’t realize that Asians are notorious for such poses, but creator of the site, Steve, says so. After checking the site, we had a post-spank epiphany. Let’s do the same thing with Latinas and make it a contest. Hell yes.
In our first edition, we present a battle between Gigi Spice and Rebeca Linares. You’ll see why.
7 July 2009
The Best Nota Wins 4 Tickets To Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince Early Screening!
By Cindy Casares at 1:41 PM.
You’ve got mere hours to submit your nota to win tickets to an advance screening of the new Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince, before it premieres July 15. Pop the hood for some deets.
30 June 2009
VOTE! Hottest Latino Journalist Round 9: Jim Acosta VS. Jorge Ramos & Ana Ledo VS. Maria Santana
By Cindy Casares at 3:15 PM.
It’s time to vote in Round 9 of Guanabee’s Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off. Today’s round pits two of the hottest dudes on TV and two of the fanciest womens.
29 June 2009
Who’s Advancing To The Next Level Of Journalistic Hotness?
By Cindy Casares at 6:30 PM.
Well the votes are in for the first level of Guanabee’s Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off. The competition at times has gotten ugly, but no one ever said that the business of pretty is, well, pretty. Now the first 32 contestants have been whittled down to sixteen. See who they are after the jump.
23 June 2009
Hottest Latino Journalist: Rounds 3, 4 & 5 Winners!
By Cindy Casares at 1:20 PM.
There are some fine looking journalists in our winners’ circle for Rounds 3, 4 and 5 of Guanabee’s Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off. These hotties are fine enough to make you read the paper or watch TV with one hand. Read on for the update.
17 June 2009
Guanabee’s Hottest Latino Journalist: Round One Winners Are Jim Acosta And Ana Ledo!
By Cindy Casares at 12:03 PM.
The votes are in for Round One of Guanabee’s Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-off. The people have spoken and CNN’s Jim Acosta and Univision 41’s Ana Ledo will be advancing to the next level. Round Two voting is open until 5PM ET today!
Hottest Latino Journalist Competition Brackets
By Cindy Casares at 11:58 AM.
16 June 2009
VOTE! Hottest Latino Journalist Round 2: Jorge Ramos VS. José Simían & Maria Hinojosa VS. Maria Santana
By Cindy Casares at 4:35 PM.
It’s time for Round Two of Guanabee’s Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off. Round Two pits two, hot veterans against two sexy, young things. Also! Don’t forget to vote for Round One which closes at 5pm ET.
15 June 2009
VOTE! Hottest Latino Journalist Round 1: Charles Perez VS. Jim Acosta & Ana Ledo VS. Esme Bermudez
By Cindy Casares at 6:11 PM.
Round one of our Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off pits TV journos and newspaper writers from coast to coast. You have 24 hours to vote, so get them in!
Guanabee’s Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off Starts Today!
By Cindy Casares at 4:52 PM.
It’s finally here. Guanabee’s Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off gets underway momentarily. Click on the link to see the nominees who made the list and how they’ll be matched up in this tournament to the death.
13 June 2009
Two More Days To Nominate Your Hot Latino Journalist!
By Cindy Casares at 2:00 PM.
Guanabee announces our Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off. We need your submissions for the hottest male and female Latino journalists in the USA.
10 June 2009
Alejand Wins A $200 Gift Certificate To The Big Banana In This Week’s Notas Contest!
By Cindy Casares at 5:15 PM.
Commenter Alejand is having the Best. Guanabee. Week. Ever.
5 May 2009
Paula Abdul’s Idiocy Has Won El SmrtMnky A New Nintendo DSi In Our Notas Competition!
By Cindy Casares at 5:20 PM.
Congratulations to El SmrtMnky who is the winner of our Notas competition and a free Nintendo DSi portable game system for posting this Nota about Paula Abdul getting fooled by Sacha Baren Cohen into sitting on a Mexican gardener during an interview.
13 April 2009
Announcing The Five Of You Big Dicks Who Are Going To See Zoé In Anaheim
By Cindy Casares at 3:19 PM.
We picked the five Zoe ticket winners. Is it you? You’ll never know until you
