You know how it is: You show up at the gym, work out, build up a sweat, go home and give your married personal trainer a rusty trombone while he watches your TV with stolen cable. You’re a sinner....

Summer’s here and the perfect time to get new shoes to go with whatever it is you’re wearing this season, from shorts and tank tops to sun dresses to… We don’t know. Glittery parachute pants? Anyway, whatever your style,...

Ok, so you guys asked for something a little more positive after stories about cannibalism and Mario Lopez and whatever, so… Here it is! You know that pint of ice cream you’re currently crying into while feverishly combing through...