Cosmo en Español recently had a photo spread of “bombones australianos.” Which is idiotspeak for Australian soccer players who are quite brawny and hairless. We kind of wonder why they chose Australian men over any sort of Latin American soccer players, but we suppose brawny, shiny, hairless men in tiny shorts cross all sorts of [...]
11 February 2009
10 February 2009
According To Cosmopolitan en Español’s February Cover, Jessica Simpson Hasn’t Gained Weight Since 2006. ‘Cept In Her Boobs.
By Alex Alvarez at 4:40 PM.
Poor Cosmo en Español. Here they are thinking we still care about things like sexy sexo or a skinny-albeit-busty Jessica Simpson’s “addiction to kisses.” Fools! Don’t they know its kind of obvious that they’re only mag on the stands using an old photo of a much thinner Jessica?
