Cristian Castro believes he had autism as a child but that his mother, the incomparable Veronica Castro, helped him work through it. Oh good! The Latino community has been sorely lacking in its own version of Jenny McCarthy.
29 September 2009
10 September 2009
26 August 2009
Veronica Castro Vs. Valeria Liberman: Takin’ A Page From The Jenni Rivera Playbook
By Alex Alvarez at 2:59 PM.
Singer and actress Veronica Castro, mother of Tool-loving tool Cristian Castro, recently lashed out at her son’s ex, Valeria Liberman, in the lyrics of her single “Las tontas.” Subtle and classy, just how we fuckin’ like it ’round here.
19 May 2009
TattooL del Día: Cristian Castro
By Cindy Casares at 6:00 PM.
Cristian Castro is such a big fan of the band Tool that he TATTOOED A TOOL PENIS on his back earning him the title of Guanabee’s Tattool del Día.
7 May 2009
Cristian Castro Is Upset Over Not Being Among “Los 50 Mas Bellos” This Year. Luckily, He’s In Good Company.
By Alex Alvarez at 9:54 AM.
Cristian Castro - singer, happy cock, and god descended from Olympus - is upset that he was not included in People en Español’s annual list of the “50 Most Beautiful.” What’s a shame is that so many other worthy names have also been left off this list.
13 April 2009
Cristian Castro & Valeria Liberman Are Divorced
By Cindy Casares at 4:16 PM.
Well, it’s been a long crazy ride, but Cristian Castro and Valeria Liberman are finally divorced only one year and a half after Cristian was caught having an affair with a married stewardess while Valeria was pregnant.
13 June 2008
Friday Fresa Flashback: Christian Castro Brings The 90’s Crashing Back Into Our Memories Like An Embarrassing Hookup
By Guanabee Staff at 7:30 PM.
The early 90’s may have been the best time in history for Mexican, pop trash. As witnessed by this little diddy entitled, “No Podras,” from 1992 that we wore out our very first DVD player on. It’s “sung” by Christian Castro, then spelled Cristian Castro, who is also known as The Happy Little Rooster (WTF???) [...]
2 April 2008
The Subtle Art Of Humor And Telling Everyone Christian Castro Committed Suicide
By Guanabee Staff at 12:45 PM.
Hey, you know what would be a hilaaaarious April Fool’s Day joke? If a radio station told everyone in Miami that Cristian Castro committed suicide! Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh. No? Oh well. Maybe next year the April Fool’s fairy will give Latinos the ability to write a joke.
Cristian Castro Did Not Committ Suicide [Latin Gossip]
13 December 2007
Singer Cristian Castro Gives Son And Future Übermensch Horrible Name
By Guanabee Staff at 1:30 PM.
Continuing the rich tradition of “rich famous people giving their children names that will get the porquería kicked out of them,” singer Cristian Castro has named his latest spawn Mikhail Zaratustra Castro Liberman. Sigh:
The son of Cristian Castro and Valeria Liberman was born on Dec. 5 at Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami. The baby is [...]
6 December 2007
Cristian Castro Claims To Have Lost His Virginity At Age 11 To Alejandra Guzmán. Uh. Why?
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
Mexican singer Cristian Castro claims to have lost his V-card to fellow singer Alejandra Guzmán when he was 11 and she was 16. Bunch of late-bloomers, we guess. Alejandra, who has such a beautiful name, denies this:
“I don’t remember having had any type of relations with Cristian, least of all at that age. Even though [...]
27 July 2007
Things We’ve Learned By Perusing Latin Gossip For Ten Minutes: Marco Antonio Solis Got Into The Latin Grammy Hall Of Fame, Alejandra Guzman Looks Like A Tranny Hooker And Christian Castro Might Be Gay
By Cindy Casares at 3:16 PM.
We’re not even sure what Alejandra Guzman does anymore, or what she ever did, really. Something about Mexican pop music. But she got our attention anyway when she showed up at the Latin Grammy Hall of Fame induction ceremony for Marco Antonio Solis wearing this number. (Click to enlarge.) Solis, on the other hand, [...]
