Soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo recently opened up a second CR7 clothing boutique in his native Portugal. The first was opened in his hometown, Funchal, and the second opened its doors in Lisbon. What kind of subtle detailing and glamorous...

Ball-hitting-person Cristiano Ronaldo is shedding his popped collar polos for his 2009 calendar. Now you can bear witness to his impeccable manscaping every single day of the year or until you forget to use your calendar midway through February....

There’s nothing like a man in a Speedo. Except, possibly, a pair of kiwis in a slingshot. Speedos (Not to be confused with SEEDO, as we were when Googling earlier.) are often the swimming apparel of choice for men...

An online survey of 3,000 gay men voted soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo the ultimate gay icon. Somewhere, David Beckham is crying into a pile of money: A spokeswoman for www.gaygolddiggers.uk.com said: “Ronaldo’s ripped body, slicked-back hair, shiny white teeth...

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As if you even needed a reason to check out Cristiano Ronaldo looking like a greasy (albeit sexy) chicken drumstick on crutches. We think we have those shorts. Anyway, here he is posing demurely at the Christian Audigier store...

Cristiano Ronaldo has a certain appendage he’d really like to show the paparazzi. [Machochip] Domestic diva Rachael Ray is apparently EVOMG so difficult to work with when it comes to putting together her memoirs. [E!] Kylie Minogue promises she...

Cristiano Ronaldo acting on his perfectly natural impulses on an Italian beach. Cristiano Ronaldo Hates Clothing [A Socialite’s Life]...

In the 80s, Madonna wore rosaries as accessories while singing about feeling like her hymen was perfectly intact - and a lot of people followed suit. More recently, Amy Winehouse has seen it fit to wrap this symbol of...

It’s Friday! And, if you’re anything like us, you’re probably tired, a little hungover and finding it difficult to walk. So what better time than right now for a fun game to distract you from things like work and...

Cristiano Ronaldo and his super gross girlfriend develop melanoma on a beach in Sardinia. It’s tough at the top: Cristiano Ronaldo laps up the attention from his model girlfriend on holiday [Daily Mail]...

Here’s Cristiano Ronaldo in his underwear, getting ice while French paparazzi are trying to get an upskirt. He’s surprisingly nice about the whole thing, asking the camera crew to kindly wait until after he puts on some pants to...

Soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo makes us envy lollipops at a press conference. Cristiano Ronaldo [Getty Images]...

Our boyfriend and sometime soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo is currently being courted by Real Madrid, much to the chagrin of Manchester United. We don’t follow sports, so we’re only vaguely aware of what any of that means, but look!...

It’s been a tough week, what with certain commenters pointing each and every spelling error we make (ignoring, of course, the fact that it’s a miracle we’re able to type at all after a liquid breakfast). So we feel...

Cristiano Ronaldo turns 23 today. Somewhere, a team of hookers is extremely tired. [dlisted] Shakira is has no plans to marry her boyfriend; we have no plans to care one way or another. [Lossip] Conan O’Brien, Jon Stewart and...