28 January 2010

Argentine President Cristina Kirchner Sez, “Pork Better Than Viagra”

By Fidel Martinez at 6:11 PM.

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In what’s sure to be a blow the Argentine beef industry, the third largest in the world next to Brazil and Australia, President Cristina Kirchner has recently revealed that pork is better for sex than Viagra.

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23 January 2009

New Photo Of Fidel Castro Proves He Is Undead

By Alex Alvarez at 1:30 PM.

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A new photo of former Cuban dictator Fidel Castro has been released, ostensibly intending to prove that he’s not dead. But it only ends up proving that he is possibly made of wax and/or stuffed with newspapers.

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22 January 2009

Fidel Castro ♥ Barack Obama, Is Not Dead

By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.

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Fidel Castro took a break from dying to comment on our new president, Barack Obama. Castro wrote a “reflection”or “LiveJournal post” on Obama, saying he found his intentions to be “noble,” but nonetheless had a few questions concerning his presidency.

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