Rumors are abundant online that the former leader of the Cuban world, Fidel Castro, died today.
18 November 2009
4 November 2009
Cuban Papers Reveal Hemingway Was Pussywhipped, Too
By Cindy Casares at 1:19 PM.
New personal papers of Ernest Hemingways’ time in Cuba reveal he was a sentimental, lovesick pussy boy.
26 October 2009
Juanita Castro, Fidel’s Sister, Reveals She Helped The CIA
By Alex Alvarez at 11:42 AM.
Juanita Castro, the younger sister of Cuban leaders Fidel and Raul Castro, is publishing a memoir this week titled Fidel and Raul, My Brothers, the Secret History. In talking about the book, she has revealed that she worked with the CIA against her brother.
23 October 2009
Pan Del Cielo: Cuba To Shut Down Food Rationing Program
By Alex Alvarez at 10:10 AM.
The Cuban government has decided to put an end to the Libreta de Abastecimiento system for distributing rationed food and other products among the island’s population.
14 October 2009
Tropico 3 Game Allows You To Play As A Bearded, Fatigue-Wearing Dictator Of A Tropical Island
By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.
Tropico 3, which is available for PCs on November 6th and for Xbox360 on November 13th, is a game that allows you to play as the bearded, army fatigue-wearing dictator of a lush tropical paradise called, appropriately, Tropico.
23 September 2009
Why The Concert For Peace In Cuba Almost Didn’t Happen
By Alex Alvarez at 1:32 PM.
Did you know that the single greatest artistic achievement of our time, Juanes’ concert for peace in Cuba, nearly didn’t happen? We know, we know. Total pearl-clutcher.
21 September 2009
Barack Obama Invites Juanes And Olga Tañon To The White House
By Alex Alvarez at 4:55 PM.
Singer Olga Tañon announced that she and the Colombian singer have been invited to the White House by President Barack Obama and that Cuban exiles need to chillax, hokay?
Escandalo TV Says Juanes Concert Was 5 Hours Of Subliminal Messages
By Alex Alvarez at 3:25 PM.
You’ve got to love Spanish-language daytime TV. Or else the aliens will get you.
Cuba Sí: Juanes Yells “Cuba Libre!” During Concert For Peace In La Habana
By Alex Alvarez at 12:04 PM.
Juanes’ concert for peace in Cuba went off without a hitch, but it wasn’t without its own little controversies.
FotoPost: Bringing Cuba Back
By Cindy Casares at 10:49 AM.
Juanes performs with the specter of Ché looking over his shoulder at his concert for peace in the Plaza de la Revolución in Havana, yesterday.
20 September 2009
10 September 2009
Here’s The Full List Of Artists Joining Juanes For His Concert In Cuba
By Alex Alvarez at 5:49 PM.
Hey sexy beeshes! Guess what! The line-up for Juanes’ concert for peace in cold, dark, war-torn Cuba has been revealed.
4 September 2009
Watch Fidel Castro’s 1959 Broken Promises To Edward R. Murrow
By Cindy Casares at 7:44 PM.
It was February, 1959, one month after a 32 year-old Fidel Castro won control of Cuba in the revolution. A time before track suits, when dictators wore pajamas on international television and broadcast news giants conducted interviews while casually smoking. Edward R. Murrow sat Castro down on a surreal living room set for his show Person To Person to ask him about his future plans for the Republic.
28 August 2009
Gloria Estefan Weighs In On Juanes’ Concert In Cuba While Charytin Queefs Nervously
By Alex Alvarez at 3:15 PM.
Singer Gloria Estefan was asked to weigh in on the current controversy surrounding Juanes’ decision to organize a “Concert for Peace” in Cuba. Host Charytin responds by subtly freaking out.
26 August 2009
24 August 2009
No Shit (Please): Cuba Is Running Out Of Toilet Paper
By Alex Alvarez at 6:31 PM.
Sexy and double-jointed reader Mangomantra posted a nota about this a while ago, but now that we have video footage of a news anchor with a soothing accent talking about caca paper, we decided to post our own thoughts on the matter.
20 August 2009
Juanes Received A Death Threat Over Cuba Concert
By Alex Alvarez at 1:45 PM.
We know a lot of people have a problem with Juanes’ plan to host a concert in Cuba this September. Some people just happen to express their anger more violently and stupidly than others. These people are on Twitter.
16 August 2009
Photos: Yanixan Marries Daisy In Cuba
By Alex Alvarez at 12:55 PM.
Yanixan, who was once married to singer / actress / dancer / awesome person Niurka Marcos and fake-married to a transsexual porn star named Himmel, has gotten fake-married to his current girlfriend, Daisy Valdes, in Cuba.
5 August 2009
Lumidee Goes To Cuba, Thaws Relations With U.S. With Her Hotness
By Jack Tomas at 5:36 PM.
Rapper Lumidee shoots a video in Havana and leads the charge for cultural exchange by bringing together what we all can agree on: music is good and so are hot chicks.
4 August 2009
Dictator Check-In: Raul Castro Cancels Commie Meeting. Ten Theories Why.
By Jack Tomas at 3:43 PM.
Raul Castro has canceled the first Cuban communist party meeting since 1997, but why? Here are ten theories that could explain.
