24 March 2009

The Fifth Third Burger Is Really Why You’re Fat

By Alex Alvarez at 12:04 PM.

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For those of us who are tired of things like running without being winded or being able to glimpse one’s toes when looking down, there’s the “Fifth Third Burger” - a jumble of met, bread and condiments that is quite likely to be the most fattening and calorie-rich item to ever be sold at concession [...]

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18 March 2009

Justin Timberlake Is Preparing His Tequila For You

By Cindy Casares at 4:30 PM.

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Good news, everyone. Justin Timberlake is hard at work brewing up a batch of tequila for you to sip out of a bartendresses navel during your next visit to Hogs And Heifers. He was captured on video, by one enthusiastic camera woman, a few weeks ago touring a tequila plant in Mexico.

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