This is Fat Man. He has a song that includes lyrics like, “It’s called diabetes because you die.” Which is just a little dark.
6 November 2009
4 November 2009
Cuban Papers Reveal Hemingway Was Pussywhipped, Too
By Cindy Casares at 1:19 PM.
New personal papers of Ernest Hemingways’ time in Cuba reveal he was a sentimental, lovesick pussy boy.
3 November 2009
2 November 2009
Ten Things To Do With Your Leftover Halloween Candy
By Cindy Casares at 6:43 PM.
There are tons of causes that will make good use of your leftover sweets and help you feel better about yourself in the process.
Surprise! Little Mexicans Pick Your Food.
By Cindy Casares at 10:56 AM.
In an exposé shocking no one, ABC News revealed this weekend that small, brown children are picking your food IN THIS COUNTRY.
Fotopost: It’s The End Of The World As We Know It. McDonald’s Closes In Iceland.
By Cindy Casares at 10:00 AM.
Icelanders rushed the three McDonald’s locations in Reykjavik Saturday in the final hours before the chain closed it’s stores in that country forever.
31 October 2009
Negrito Bimbo: Mexico’s Offensive Chocolate Sweets
By Cindy Casares at 10:44 AM.
This just in from a tipster in Mexico City: Mexican bread company Bimbo’s version of the chocolate eclair is called the Negrito and features a Mexican in an afro wig.
30 October 2009
A Look Back At Some Of Our Scariest Stories
By Cindy Casares at 2:44 PM.
It’s Halloween weekend and we are in the mood to get scurred, so we’re looking back at the spookiest stories we’ve covered since we launched back in 1847. Come along, if you dare…
Our Top Ten Scary Songs For Halloween
By Cindy Casares at 12:18 PM.
We’ve got some songs for Halloween sure to stress you.
Zelaya Is Back! Deal Signed With Micheletti In Honduras
By Cindy Casares at 9:45 AM.
The Organization of American States announced late Thursday an agreement between Manuel Zelaya and Roberto Micheletti that could put Manuel Zelaya back in office, but not bloody likely.
29 October 2009
The Mexican Drug War Glossary: Encajuelado Is Not As Fun As It Sounds
By Cindy Casares at 12:26 PM.
The Mexican media has created a whole, new vocabulary to describe the terror of living through a narco war. (Hey, “narco war”. That’s one of those words.)
26 October 2009
Guanabee Glossary: Mojón
By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.
Guanabee Glossary is our attempt to teach you Latino slang and save you from looking like a weird-ass fool in mixed company. Enjoy it, cabrones.
Seven Dance Moves Banned In California High Schools
By Cindy Casares at 10:44 AM.
California high schools are banning all the faux sex on the dance floor. Here are seven moves that could get your slutty kid sent home.
24 October 2009
23 October 2009
Getting Schooled: How Help Is Given To Latinas Versus Latinos
By Alex Alvarez at 4:13 PM.
A study suggests the discrepancy between graduation rates of Latinos versus Latinas might be due to the fact that the plight of Latinas in the U.S. has often been highlighted and has inspired a lot of hand-wringing that eventually led to action, while young Latinos are more or less being left high and dry
Guanabee Guide: How To Latinofy Your Hallogüeen
By Alex Alvarez at 2:48 PM.
Halloween and Latino culture go together like Coca-Cola and croquetas - thanks to the influences of death and disease, colonialism and Catholicism, a lot of Latinos have grown up amid traditions and tales relating to death, the supernatural and all things macabre.
22 October 2009
Shenandoah, PA People Still Blaming Mexican For His Own Murder
By Cindy Casares at 3:22 PM.
A lady in Shenandoah, PA tried to tell CNN that her town isn’t racist against illegal immigrants, but then her racist brain got in the way.
Guanabee Glossary: Chabacanería
By Alex Alvarez at 9:55 AM.
Guanabee Glossary is our attempt to teach you Latino slang and save you from looking like a weird-ass fool in mixed company. Enjoy it, cabrones.
21 October 2009
TVyNovelas Devotes Full Spread To Dudes In Dresses
By Alex Alvarez at 5:00 PM.
TVyNovelas has devoted five pages of this week’s issue to highlighting the stories of several men who, as they put it, “Wanted to be Women. And Didn’t Die in the Attempt!”
20 October 2009
Study Suggests Suicidal Latina Teens Feel Disconnect From Their Mothers
By Alex Alvarez at 5:52 PM.
Psychologist Dr. Luis Zayas’ five-year research, conducted using over 200 New York City Latinas, seems to favor the theory that these young women’s relationships to their mothers have something to do with the alarming statistics on Latinas and suicide.
