Did you know Alex Rodriguez’s estranged, strange wife, Cynthia, isn’t Latina? Nope, she’s Greek. And, apparently, some sort of mythic monster-lady. She’s used her degree in psychology to “brainwash” A-Rod and even pushed him into Madonna’s sinewy arms by...

If you’re like us, you’re being made by your publisher and the almighty traffic gods and all that is wrong with America to follow the continuing clusterfuck saga of the saddest excuse for a husband who ever lived—Alex Rodriguez....

The divorce papers have been filed in Miami and, according to Cynthia Rodriguez’s own lawyers, she and husband Alex Rodriguez signed something called an, “antenuptial agreement” a month before they wed that her crack team of litigators will be...

Cynthia Rodriguez has hired an attorney from Houston named Earle Lilly to represent her in divorce proceedings against her husband and rumored Madonna schtupper Alex Rodriguez. Lilly is a known celebrity lawyer, though we don’t know who the hell...

Lenny Kravitz took some time out from writing car commercial jingles to comment on the recent rumors that he and Cynthia Rodriguez, wife of A-Rod, are having the sex and posing under fountains of their very own: “There is...

Evidently, Alex Rodriguez’s wife, Cynthia, has been fooling around behind her husband’s considerable back with none other than singer and fan of leather pants, Lenny Kravitz. The relationship is apparently serious(ly good for publicity), because Cynthia is said to...

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Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez has announced that his wife is pregnant and due to have their second child sometime next spring. The news came yesterday when reporters were probably throwing out questions like “So do you swim in...

Outed philanderer Alex Rodríguez and his wife Cynthia hit the red carpet at yesterday’s MLB All-Star Game with all the affection of feuding siblings. The Yankees superstar figured taking his woman on a nice trip to San Francisco and...

Being hounded by the media, constantly reminded that your marriage is a sham, and prone to obscene outbursts when you can’t take the heat—such is the sweet life of Cynthia Rodríguez. At yesterday’s Yankees game, A-Rod’s woman (the legitimate...