Happy Father’s Day! Haha, surprise, baby. Kidding! Kidding. Kidding… So, anyway, in honor of this lovely and special excuse to sell greeting cards, golf club memberships and the idea that all fathers play golf (our dad would rather be...

Hulk Hogan likes to apply sunscreen to his daughter’s buttcheeks, because there’s nothing worse than butt cancer. Except, possibly, your father rubbing down your ass with lotion. [Drunken Stepfather] But that pales in comparison to this guy. He gives...