Following a recent North Texas crackdown on illegal immigrants, Dallas news thoughtfully provided the world with an update on how the recent economic disasters might affect Mexicans. Yes those two things are related, because when white Americans get poorer...

For the 30th anniversary of the hit, 80’s, nighttime soap opera Dallas (Jesus God, we’re old), the cast is throwing a big party in—where else?—Dallas. And fans can pay to be there! Ok, the paying part sucks, but we...

Think having an exploding swan ice sculpture that flies and shoots out bubbles makes your quinces cool? What about having a theme - like “Disney Diva Delights in Denim” or “Winter Wonderland Whores?” Well, wipe off that cara de...

Young Texans are becoming increasingly addicted to “cheese” - snortable black-tar heroin cut with crushed sleeping pills, which is probably a little worse than consuming Kraft singles, even. Health officials in Dalls, Texas are growing increasingly worried by the...

Sr. Corporal Victor Lozada-Tirado was killed after losing control of his motorcycle. Lozado-Tirado was escorting Hillary Clinton’s motorcade to a campaign rally in Dallas, Texas: Sr. Corporal Victor Lozada-Tirado was reportedly leading Clinton’s procession when he lost control of...

Francisco Loaiza is the proprietor and sole employee of Dallas, Texas’ “Karaoke Yellow Cab,” which allows its driver to become easily distracted by a backseat full of drunken secretaries bellowing Elton John and Billy Joel:...

While some transvestites are on a crime spree, those in the Latino community of Dallas are bringing families together. Awwww. Where else can you find a baby girl tipping performers with dollar bills like a seasoned strip club goer?...

Dallas sure has come a long way from Strange Peaches according to this mini-doc “Fuera Del Closet: Gay Hispanic Immigrants In Dallas.” (Clever title!) Turns out gay Hispanics are changing shiz all up in the Dallas nightlife scene. Forget...

At the beginning of the summer, we reported on the dawn of a new drug trend among Dallas Chicanos called cheese—the powdered mixture of heroin and pulverized Tylenol PM. Now as school starts up again for the young ‘uns...

• In honor of the news that tortillas now outsell bagels in America, here’s a video from 2006 of University of Arizona grads throwing tortillas during their ceremony. [Wisconson state Journal] • They’re making a comedy film based on...

• Dorchester, Mass. residents are up in arms over a massive safe sex billboard across the street from a K-8 Catholic school. Kids finally figure out what it means to be “mommy’s favorite mistake.” [My Fox Boston] • Authorities...

When the annual “Texas Redneck Games” wrapped up in drunken fashion this Sunday, the only real casualty was not brain cells, young redneck virginity, or self-parody, but regional authorities’ policy of live-and-let-live. Police have for the first time considered...

From Dallas, the city that brought you ecstasy, comes a new drug called, “cheese.” We’ve been hearing a whole lot about it in their local papers and it sounds like it's offing Mexicans faster than the Texas Rangers. According...