…And after the two downed a few Buttery Nipples at “The Cock,” Danny found time to visit Rosie’s “R Family Vacations” cruise, which caters to the GLBT community and their families. While Danny appears as if he’d rather be...

Some random website is claiming there’s a rumor that Danny Noriega and David Hernandez from American Idol—the two gays on record—are having an affair. We suspect the “rumor” was started by them. If it is true, though, we must...

Having “Danny Noriega” and “taint” in such close proximity in that title make us really want to shower. In anthrax. We’re still at a loss for why Jessica Alba would sing “Tainted Love” while wearing the entire Hot Topic...

“American Idol” is pretty much a festering, simmering slop of pop culture references and post-modern trainwreck-reality-TV-disguised-as-a-talent-search, served with a dash of garlic salt, so we think it’s pretty apt that “The Soup” should deem it fit to cover. They...

Like the crying baby soothed by the dulcet tones of David Archuleta in the above video, a Canadian journalist wrapping up last week’s American Idol in The Vancouver Province is equally entranced: Looks like American Idol has found its...

Jessica-Alba-in-drag and “American Idol” contestant, Danny Noriega, has pretty much the best hair and finest taste in cardigans on the planet. Too bad he totally butchers The Carpenters’ “Superstar” by adding about seven more syllables to each word than...