Hulk Hogan likes to apply sunscreen to his daughter’s buttcheeks, because there’s nothing worse than butt cancer. Except, possibly, your father rubbing down your ass with lotion. [Drunken Stepfather] But that pales in comparison to this guy. He gives...

There’s a new arts festival coming to New York City this month as if we needed another one. But hey, what’s one more week of trust-fund babies pissing on a canvas and calling it art? The High Line Festival...