Today’s nopal en la frente del día comes not from the mountains of Mexico, but by way of the British Royal Family. It’s Princess Eugenie of York who showed up to some hoity toity event looking like Panfila with that big-ass green thing plastered to her forehead.
18 June 2009
28 May 2009
Pinche Chola Nails Del Día Is Fergie!
By Cindy Casares at 5:15 PM.
Fergie was photographed in Paris with some wackass zebra nails yesterday earning her the title of Guanabee’s Pinche Chola Nails Del Día.
27 May 2009
Shakira Clone Del Día Is Beyonce!
By Cindy Casares at 4:45 PM.
Beyonce and her personal assistant Jay-Z have been in London for a few days and, apparently, it’s turning homegirl white. That plus her dreads have earned her the title of Guanabee’s Shakira Wanabee Del Dia.
26 May 2009
Childbearing Mexican Hips Del Día: Jessica Alba
By Cindy Casares at 5:15 PM.
Jessica Alba perfectly balanced wombdropping Honor Marie on those shelf hips of hers earning her the title of Guanabee’s Childbearing Mexican Hips Del Día.
23 May 2009
Stepford Baby Del Día: Gisele & Tom’s Alleged Unborn Child
By Cindy Casares at 1:28 PM.
Rumor has it Tom Brady gave wife Gisele Bündchen a bun in the oven and that makes it Guanabee’s Stepford Baby Del Día.
22 May 2009
The Chiches Christ Del Dia Is Mariah Carey!
By Cindy Casares at 4:58 PM.
Mariah Carey walked through LAX bra-less and highbeaming it recently, earning her the title of Guanabee’s Chiches Christ del Día
21 May 2009
The Muñequa Del Día Is Valentina Paloma Pinault!
By Cindy Casares at 4:14 PM.
Valentina Paloma Pinault, add this to your pile of good fortune, girl: You are Guanabee’s Muñequa del Día.
20 May 2009
The Band-Aid Crotch Del Día Is Paris Hilton!
By Cindy Casares at 5:12 PM.
Paris Hilton flashed her crotch during the Dsquared2 Grand Opening party in Cannes revealing the tiniest pasty of a panty shield between her and the world and that’s why she’s Guanabee’s Band-Aid Crotch Del Día.
19 May 2009
TattooL del Día: Cristian Castro
By Cindy Casares at 6:00 PM.
Cristian Castro is such a big fan of the band Tool that he TATTOOED A TOOL PENIS on his back earning him the title of Guanabee’s Tattool del Día.
