So there’s this article in Us Weekly about some “concerns” over little Madison de la Garza’s role as Eva Longoria’s “fat daughter” on “Desperate Housewives.” Which is funny because we weren’t aware that people still watched the show. Madison...

Person With Money, Demi Lovato, went to a candy shop with Entertainment Weekly because that’s what teen stars do. They eat candy while strange men photograph them and ask invasive questions. Like about “Oh do you like the web?...

Selena Gomez lost her computer charger (!!!!!) so she couldn’t post this immediately (trauma-rama-obama-voma!) but, we’ve managed to relay her message to all of you. We’ll totally summarize the video above: HEY YOU GUYS! This is Selena Gomez! Don’t...

Demi Lovato, whose very best friend in the whole wide world happens to be dating Nick Jonas, tripped a fell on her face while opening for the Co-Jonas band. We’re sure she’ll go home and fashion some sort of...

Singing fetus Demi Lovato sang her single “Get Back” (which contains a lyric about “tucking back” that made us giggle and think of that once scene in Silence of the Lambs) on “Good Morning America.” It’s nice, in a...

Formerly the world’s fattest man, our friend Manuel Uribe, went out for the first time in five months with the help of a forklift. That’s pretty much what it takes to get us to leave the house too, Manny....

Miley Cyrus has issued an insincere sounding apology to fellow Disney Channel twatlets Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato that begins with the phrase, “I mean..” and incorrectly attributes Elvis with having coined the phrase “imitation is the sincerest form...

It’s Miley Cyrus day here at Guanabee and, yes, we are grown adults writing about a middle-school girlfight playing out on YouTube for all the world to see, thanks for asking. It appears one day after the world discovered...

Disney’s newest shrieking goblin child, Demi Lovato, has a dad, Patrick Lovato, who evidently attended the “Joe Simpson School Of Parenting.” Which, if we’re not mistaken, is located in some Austrian basement: “She’ll always be ‘my partner’ — that’s...

Tonight Disney premieres its latest teeny bopper blockbuster musical, “Camp Rock,” on the Disney Channel, ABC Family and ABC networks and critics are already saying it’s going to be as huge as “High School Musical.” The Wall Street Journal...

Texas native Demi Lovato is getting her own show on the Disney Channel because she’s yet to pose in a bedsheet. Because everyone in the media is very concerned with the career trajectories of preteen girls, Demi is being...