Hugo Chavez just passed a crap load more laws designed to make him more powerful and lead him ever closer to what he really wants to do: conquer South America.
14 August 2009
7 August 2009
4 August 2009
Dictator Groupies: Lina Ron Tear Gassed A TV Station For Hugo Chavez
By Jack Tomas at 7:04 PM.
Thirty Venezuelan pro-Chavez militants stormed the office of a rival TV station in Caracas and tossed tear gas inside, led by this crazy slag.
Dictator Check-In: Raul Castro Cancels Commie Meeting. Ten Theories Why.
By Jack Tomas at 3:43 PM.
Raul Castro has canceled the first Cuban communist party meeting since 1997, but why? Here are ten theories that could explain.
28 July 2009
Get To Know Your Dictator: Fulgencio Batista
By Jack Tomas at 7:33 PM.
Fulgencio Batista was an evil, murderous, thug who screwed Cuba up so bad it let Fidel Castro take over for the next fifty years. What a dick.
27 July 2009
Get To Know Your Dictator: Anastasio Somoza
By Jack Tomas at 1:51 PM.
Anastasio Somoza was the dictator of Nicaragua for nearly 30 years in which he ran the country like it was his own private ATM machine. Was he an asshole? Yes! He’s today’s dictator du jour.
23 July 2009
Get To Know Your Dictator: Alberto Fujimori
By Jack Tomas at 12:26 PM.
Alberto Fujimori is the only head of state in history to be convicted for crimes against humanity in his own country. Sure he got rid of those Shining Path assholes, but at what cost?
22 July 2009
Chavez Family Rules Barinas Province Through Greed And Fear
By Jack Tomas at 4:37 PM.
Hugo Chavez’ family rules over their home province of Barinas like feudal land owners who amass huge fortunes while allowing rampant crime to go unchecked. Their people live in fear and hopelessness. Socialists, eh?
20 July 2009
Get To Know Your Dictator: Juan Peron
By Jack Tomas at 6:05 PM.
Juan Peron was a dictator as well as a swell singer of upbeat modern musicals. Let’s talk about the man behind the woman, behind the other woman, behind the musical, behind the movie.
17 July 2009
Get To Know Your Dictator: Rafael Trujillo
By Jack Tomas at 4:43 PM.
There are crazy dictators and then there was Rafael Trujillo. He was nuttier than a pile of squirrel shit and ten times as dangerous. He is our asshole dictator for today.
16 July 2009
Get To Know Your Dictator: Augusto Pinochet
By Jack Tomas at 4:22 PM.
Augusto Pinochet was the original thug gangsta, gettin’ them ducets and pulling a 187 on anyone who stepped to him. In other words, Pinochet was a serious asshole dictator. Get to know why.
14 July 2009
Get To Know Your Dictator: Fidel Castro
By Jack Tomas at 5:02 PM.
Fidel Castro is the most successful dictator of all time. He is like Bill Gates if Bill Gates had a gun and a beard. Let us take a look at this living (sort of) legend.
13 July 2009
Get To Know Your Dictator: Manuel Noriega
By Jack Tomas at 9:42 AM.
Friday was the 20th anniversary of the Manuel Noriega’s conviction on drug trafficking and assholishness charges in Miami. Get to know him better.
8 July 2009
Get To Know Your Dictator: Hugo Chavez
By Jack Tomas at 12:41 PM.
Hugo Chavez is the biggest star in Latin America since Menudo, and it’s easy to see why. But who is the man behind the goofy shit eating grin?
