We know there’s all sorts of fun, educational, interesting, thought-provoking programming available on TV today, but. Honestly? It’s always tripe like “Living Lohan” that makes us wish we actually owned a television. In this preview clip, Dina feigns horror...

On the heels of news that California has allowed same-sex marriage, Ellen announced she and Portie de Rossi are getting married. They’re registered at Crate & Barrel. We call dibs on the natural raffia placemats. [TMZ] Lindsay Lohan’s mom...

Those Dove ads featuring “real” chubby lesbians or whatever might have been retouched to leave out some offending realness. [The New Yorker] Paris Hilton believes neglecting her pets is good practice for the children she would eventually like to...

Dina Lohan, seen here choking an old woman to death, braved a throng of photographers and reporters to accept her award as “Long Island’s Top Mom.” Hurray Lawn Guyland! While there, she talked about not talking about her cash...

A Long Island-based group called “Mingling Moms” [Ed. note: Oh, will you look at that? Our ovaries just committed seppuku.] is honoring Dina Lohan with a “Mother of the Year” award. But even they have to admit the whole...

Ricky Martin is against human trafficking. Right up against it. [dlisted] Sean Penn is firmly implanted within Hugo Chavez’s ass, as one reporter discovers. [FOXNews] Amy Winehouse is in talks to promote tiger-print enthusiast Roberto Cavalli. Enabling is in...

We’ll admit, proudly, to not having the slightest idea what teenagers are into these days. You could tell us they’re having tea parties with their teddy bears or sneaking out of third period geometry to give their boyfriend blumpkins...

You think you’ve got it bad because your mom hits you upside the head with a chancleta for being a sinvergüenza? Scoff! Fool. Thank your lucky stars all you’ve got is a flip-flop shaped mark on your cheek instead...