Well, we were right. The mysterious “Heel” chihuahua posters all over New York City are part of a teaser campaign for the Disney, oh-no-they-didn’t, all-star production that takes a Beverly Hills chihuahua back to his roots in Mexico. It’s...

Mexican Disney (?) made a version of High School Musical because the appeal of adorably gay teen boys who dance and sing is universal. This version, it seems, will only be in theaters. Because most of Mexico can’t afford...

Disney’s newest shrieking goblin child, Demi Lovato, has a dad, Patrick Lovato, who evidently attended the “Joe Simpson School Of Parenting.” Which, if we’re not mistaken, is located in some Austrian basement: “She’ll always be ‘my partner’ — that’s...

Tonight Disney premieres its latest teeny bopper blockbuster musical, “Camp Rock,” on the Disney Channel, ABC Family and ABC networks and critics are already saying it’s going to be as huge as “High School Musical.” The Wall Street Journal...

Topless photos, quickie marriages and various relapses, oh my! In an effort to answer the oft-asked question, “What’s going on with kids today?” Guanabee Associate Editor Alex Alvarez takes a look at the crop of young, rehabulous female stars...

A couple of weeks ago, some photos of Miley Cyrus shot by Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair caused an uproar in the media, who decried the photos as scandalous and pervy. What’s interesting is that Miley just posted some...

Texas native Demi Lovato is getting her own show on the Disney Channel because she’s yet to pose in a bedsheet. Because everyone in the media is very concerned with the career trajectories of preteen girls, Demi is being...

Selena Gomez, that little bundle of readily marketable cheesy goodness, is being wooed by rich, naked Miley Cyrus’ record label, Hollywood Records: Now I hear that the 15-year-old Gomez, who stars in the Disney Channel hit Wizards of Waverly...

Spotted: A graphic wild posting featuring a chihuahua and the word, “HEEL” on it on the corner of 2nd and B in Manhattan’s East Village. Could this be a teaser campaign for Disney’s new animated monstrosity? Truth and time...

The trailer for the forthcoming, full-length, animated, Disney feature Beverly Hills Chihuahua is finally here. It stars, among others, Edward James Olmos, Cheech Marin, George Lopez, Salma Hayek, Drew Barrymore, Jamie Lee Curtis, Andy Garcia and Paul Rodriguez. Watch...

Slate writer Daniel Brook thinks Disney’s outrage over Miley Cyrus’ recent Vanity Fair photo shoot might be slightly disingenuous, considering an underwear campaign they had in China, featuring a pretty sexualized image of a pre-teen: I was walking from...

Now that Miley Cyrus has proven to be a little strumpet in “a duchess satin stole, Champagne, specially made”, Disney execs are moving in on their next starlet harlot, Selena Gomez: Executives at the company that produces the “Hannah...

“The Early Show” talks about how America’s sweetheart, brazen harlot Miley Cyrus, is making toddlers have sex with each other. They call in an expert who says nothing and highlight how angry Disney is about Miley’s shoot, perhaps because...

Because Gollum isn’t a Disney character, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez appear as Aladdin and Princess Jasmine in the latest series of Disney-themed photographs by Annie Leibovitz. Because all brown people look kinda the same, yeah? And all have...

Yesterday morning, stalwart celebrity journalists OK! magazine reported rumors that Vanessa Hudgeons, she of the peek-a-boo pictures fame, (Please. So amateur. See our girl Noelia for how a real celebrity Latina comes to play.) will not be receiving an...

We’re sure those of you with children in your lives (our condolences) are well acquainted with “Handy Manny”, but we just got wind of him the natural way—via a publicist. And we have one thing to say about this...

According to an e-mail some publicist sent us, the Disney Channel has officially hopped on the Hispanic Heritage Month bandwagon with something that panders to brown consumers even more shamelessly than genealogy. To jive with the month’s kick off...

In yesterday’s spirit of Disney-themed reminiscence, we re-watched a classic clip that features personal idol Donald Duck grooving to “Aquarela do Brasil” by equally adored Joao Gilberto. Then—bam!—outta nowhere, we stumbled upon a corporate conspiracy! Seems the iPod people...

Here’s an indication of just who will be occupying that low-cost housing in Anaheim. A recent Disney post today reminded us of this classic video that went around the internet a year or two ago. If you’ve never seen...