Depending on which set of reports you’re inclined to believe, director Guy Ritchie is either an English gentleman who cries when his nagging wife refuses to let him eat sausages OR he’s a cold-blooded gold digger, out for his...

Shit is getting dirty! Like, bits-of-corn-stuck-in-it dirty! Ever since news that Madonna is a crazy banshee-woman who eats macrobiotic human entrails while howling at the moon, Madonna’s people have been working overtime to try and make her look like...

Rich, famous people? Are insane. It just kind of happens: One day, you’re idly swimming around in your pile of money and the next thing you know, you’re doing things like laminating endangered apes and dating men with neck...

Madonna and Guy Richie’s marriage has never been more marginally of interest than now! It seems the two fought over Madonna’s more beloved accessories: Kabbalah and her adopted children. Madonna kept shit classy as fuck by announcing in concert...

Are Madonna and Alex Rodriguez a couple? Is he the reason for her divorce from Guy Richie’s hot ass? A source (Lourdes) claims Madonna and Guy Richie have been separated for over a year and that Madonna had wanted...

Madonna’s publicist, Liz Rosenberg (that’s her in the picture), has confirmed that Madonna and director Guy Richie are indeed planning to divorce. In a statement emailed to the Associated Press, Rosenberg said that the couple is asking the media...

Guy Richie and Madonna are planning to divorce, saying they “can’t bear to live with the pretence any longer.” So “Pretence” was Guy’s pet name for Madonna? That’s adorable. The couple, who have been married for 8 years and...

A couple in Cambodia, rather than have to endure a lengthy and expensive divorce trial, decided to literally split all their assets in half - including their house: Not only they decide to tear half the house down, the...

Person-who-wacks-balls-for-a-living, Alex Rodriguez, and his similarly employed ex, Cynthia, have finally reached a divorce agreement. Amicably. Which sucks for bloggers. Said Alex’s lawyer, boringly: “Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez have amicably resolved their dissolution of marriage proceedings.” It’s heartwarming how...

Singer Enrique Iglesias has loved and lost and no one’s really cared either way. Now, for no reason whatsoever, he reveals he was once married to tennis star Anna Kournikova, but the two have since divorced. Again?: “I was...

You know the stereotype that women are hysterical basketcases who can’t control their own emotions? It’s patently untrue, guys. It just is! Women don’t go around screaming and crying and clawing at the drapes when things go wrong. Crazy-eyed...

Nothing says romance like a writhing mass of rat fetuses. Watch Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty as they molest some baby mice and beg Blake not to divorce Amy, all while glowing with a radioactive sheen....

Whiners never quit, or something. Poor little Tricia Walsh-Smith has managed to gather together what meager resources she has left to present us with yet another installment of her YouTube video series. Any lesser woman would leave us pretty...

Proving there is some justice in this crazy mixed-up world, a judge has granted YouTube’s favorite rising phoenix, Tricia Walsh-Smith, permission to continue making videos as her divorce proceedings, um. Proceed: A Manhattan judge yesterday barred the peeved play...

Tricia Walsh-Smith, the impoverished playwright who posted a video on YouTube in an attempt to alert you, the humble plebeian internet troll, to her plight as she faces divorce and possible eviction. This time around, Tricia, in a glorious...

Juanita Bynum, a televangelist, has gone on “Divorce Court” to finalize her marriage to minister Thomas W. Weeks III, stating he has abused her and almost driven her to suicide. Never trust a man who includes his middle initial,...

Tricia Walsh-Smith is that playwritin,’ socialitin,’ YouTubin,’ astro-glide lubin’ crazy-eyed lady who is upset that her husband hates her. He wouldn’t have sex with her! But kept a drawer full of con… doms! Well someone just alerted us to...

It’s with great sadness we announce that Oprah cast-off Dr. Phil McGraw and his wife Robin are in the last days of their marriage. Reliable news source Globe magazine tells the world on its website that it has empirical...

You thought the pressure in this country to get your kid into the right school is fierce. In Spain where good schools are even more scarce, (is that possible?), kids from single-parent households are given special preference. So parents...

A classic rock station in Charleston, West Virgina is giving away a divorce this Valentine’s Day. How could anyone who listens to the sweet, sweet sounds of Journey ever be anything less than super romantic?: Valentine’s Day isn’t all...

In Cuba, divorces are like new friends American tourists make in Havana: quick and easy. But getting your ex to move out might prove a bit difficult thanks to the island’s property laws and housing shortage: Estranged Cuban couples...

Deborah Santana has filed for divorce against her husband of 34 years, musician Carlos Santana, citing irreconcilable differences. Deborah has previously detailed her husband’s meandering ways in her 2005 memoir, “Space Between the Stars.” Far out! Not content to...

Young Latinos are the least to be afftected by their parent’s divorce or separation, according to one study comparing teens from all ethnic and racial groups. “For many Hispanic adolescents, their life situation is already poor before their family...