What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Pitbulls use condoms. High five! A line of “doggy condoms” aim to cut down on the population of stray dogs taking a dump on your lawn. The ite for...

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio’s maltese, Buddha, is lost. He somehow escaped from her home, which is probably pink and made of diamonds, to wander the streets of Los Angeles like some kind of whore. Also, he is blue....

Remember that dog in Alabama that found a little baby foot? Sure you do. Well it turns out the foot in question might have once been firmly attached to a baby bear. Easy mistake: But Police Chief Chris Hargett...

A dog in rural Russellville, Alabama brought home a severed child’s foot, much to the unquestionable delight of his owners, we’re sure. WINK, NUDGE. Officials are investigating the foot, as no children have recently been reported missing in the...

One of our readers, Carolina, lurved our recent post on Eduardo Yanez and his sexyfine dog. And we wrote in to tell us so! Yay!: Dear Editor: Thank you for the great article and photos of Eduardo! I live...

A dog in Argentina saved a newborn girl’s life after she was abandoned by her 14-year-old mother. Everyone together now: Awwww! The dog, upon finding the little poor little womb hobbit all wiggley and crying in a field, carried...

Lisa Wilson, a flight attendant, is suing Jennifer Lopez for 5 million dollars. She’s claiming one of Lopez’s guard-dogs-who-was-not-Marc bit her on the leg two years ago during a flight. She’s kinda slow, we guess: Wilson says Lopez boarded...

Natalie Portman and her Venezuelan boyfriend, Devendra Banhart, were walking around Manhattan when she got pissed on by a dog. Which she couldn’t immediately kill and eat because she’s a vegan: Portman, who has been spotted in the West...

Mayor Grace Saenz-Lopez of Alice, Texas has been forced to resign after stealing her neighbor’s dog and pretending it had died. Scandalous!: Neighbours had asked Alice Mayor Grace Saenz-Lopez to look after the dog, Puddles, during a holiday. She...

A Honduran landscaper was viciously mauled by a German Shepherd in Princeton, New Jersey. Princeton residents, however, agree a dog that would shred a person up like some ropa vieja is worth a little more than some brown dude....