28 January 2009

Mario Lopez Has Moved On To The Next Flavor Of The Week, Guanabee Expert Weighs In

By Alex Alvarez at 3:21 PM.

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Having decided that Smirnoff is no longer his flavor of choice, dimpled dancer and sometimes TV host Mario Lopez has moved on to some new broad. Guanabee has enlisted the help of expert celebrity body language interpreter Doctor Xela Zeravla, to determine whether these two crazy comemierdas have a future together, or whether they’ll exchange bodily [...]

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