After her husband was busted for dealing meth out of his mechanic’s garage, leaving her alone to care for their six children, an Omaha woman decided to go ahead and become a police informant. And at least one Fark contributer attributes this to blue balls.
9 November 2009
Lil Wayne: The Documentary That Will Make You Want To See An Intervention
By Alejandro Paz at 5:57 PM.
Mrs. Nuñez Single-Handedly Takes Down Meth Ring After Her Husband Is Busted For Dealing
By Alex Alvarez at 11:35 AM.
12 October 2009
Fergie Admits To Past Of Drug Use, Cholo Lovin’
By Alex Alvarez at 4:33 PM.
La Fergie has shared a little tidbit about her life that we’ve always just assumed anyway: She had a thing for cholos.
6 October 2009
Family Guy Is The Latest Thing Banned In Venezuela
By Alex Alvarez at 5:41 PM.
Hopefully Venezuelans are as tired of shows with overweight, oafish husbands telling their hot wives about how some thing reminds them of this other, totally random thing featuring an 80s movie reference as we are because Family Guy is the latest Thing Banned in Venezuela.
5 October 2009
International Media Discovers Narco Corridos
By Alex Alvarez at 10:01 AM.
Hey, wanna know Latinoids are up to? Apparently they’re listening to something called narco corridos?
30 September 2009
Pablo Montero And Former Miss Universe Alicia Machado Accuse One Another Of Taking Drugs
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
Alicia Machado isn’t saying Pablo Montero is a druggie, per se, but she does describe at least two instances where she’s had to drag him off the streets while he was high in order to ensure he wouldn’t be snapped by the paparazzi.
29 September 2009
16 September 2009
Fun Facts From Florida: We Get To Make Burt Reynolds Rehabulous
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
Florida is known for its oranges, its theme parks and for having quite a lot of very loud, very angry Cubans. But the Sunshine State has so much more to offer! Join us as we take a look at America’s forgotten cultural mecca.
31 August 2009
Adventures In Racial Profiling: Beware Of Camping Latinos
By Alex Alvarez at 4:17 PM.
The U.S. Forest Service issues a statement recently warning campers of a possible marijuana-cultivation ring in Colorado! And they’re warning people to keep an eye out for Latinos and their potted meat products.
25 August 2009
Want To See Melanie Griffith’s Rehab Facility, Cirque Lodge?
By Cindy Casares at 6:42 PM.
Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah is where Melanie Griffith checked into rehab this week for treatment of drug and alcohol addiction. But rich movie stars don’t get sober the way regular people get sober. When they hit bottom, they go all the way to the top of drug rehab comfort–at Cirque Lodge.
Argentina Says It’s Unconstitutional To Harsh Your Buzz By Arresting You For Pot Possession
By Cindy Casares at 4:02 PM.
Melanie Griffith Goes To Rehab For “Routine” Check After Demanding Everything Be Yellow
By Alex Alvarez at 12:21 PM.
Española-by-injection-and-celebrity-we’ve-always-inexplicably-liked Melanie Griffith has checked into the Cirque Lodge in Utah in order to, according to her spokesperson, “reinforce her commitment to stay healthy.” Also, she sort of went crazy.
Michael Beasley Twitter Photo Shows Awesome Tattoo He’s Taking To Rehab
By Chris Alonzo at 11:15 AM.
Miami Heat forward Michael Beasley has entered a Houston rehab center, reportedly for depression and possible drug/alcohol abuse. And before checking himself in he had a mini-meltdown on Twitter, complete with a pic of a sweet new tattoo and possibly some drogas.
21 August 2009
Mexico Decriminalizes Small Doses Of Drugs
By Alex Alvarez at 11:52 AM.
Exciting news for people who carry small amounts of cocaine in empty tubes of lipstick! Today, Mexico has decided to decriminalize the possession of small amounts of marijuana, cocaine, heroin, LSD and methamphetamine.
18 August 2009
Katherine Nadal Sentenced To 99 Years For Mutilating Son, Blames Family Dog
By Alex Alvarez at 9:29 AM.
Katherine Nadal, a 28-year-old mother from Texas, has been sentenced to 99 years in prison for mutilating her infant son by cutting off his genitals. Her child’s father and his sister were quick to vilify her in court, but, as in the case of Otty Sanchez, where were they before this happened?
11 August 2009
Silvia Raquenel Villanueva, Celebrated Mexican Drug Lawyer, Shot Dead In Monterrey
By Chris Alonzo at 2:49 PM.
Silvia Raquenel Villanueva had been shot more times than 50 Cent over the past decade or so, but it never kept her from continuing her work defending drug lords in Mexico. But the celebrated narco abogado’s luck finally ran out Sunday night in Monterrey, and now she is dead at the age of 55.
6 August 2009
4 August 2009
Cameron Douglas, Son Of Michael Douglas, Arrested In Crystal Meth Sting
By Alex Alvarez at 11:34 AM.
3 August 2009
30 July 2009
Paco Is Still Terrorizing Argentina
By Alex Alvarez at 2:16 PM.
One year after their initial investigation into Argentina’s paco problem, The New York Times discovers it rages on. What they don’t mention, however, is how the use of this cocaine-based drug is spreading among middle-class teens.
