16 November 2009

Shayne Lamas Arrested For DUI. What Else Can She Do To Get You To Tune In To Her Reality Show?

By Alex Alvarez at 11:14 AM.

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Shayne Lamas, daughter of Lorenzo Lamas, was arrested over the weekend on suspicion of driving under the influence. Will this finally get someone - anyone - to tune into her reality show? What else does she have to do to make you interested? We’ve got some ideas.

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17 August 2009

Matt Keough of “The Real Housewives” Real Drunk

By Nacomprende at 11:41 AM.

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13 July 2009

Pitbull Won’t Be Charged With DUI. Or With Anything, Ever.

By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.

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Why doesn’t Pitbull ever have to face any sort of consequences for his actions? Is it because he totally bites so hard? So to speak.

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9 March 2009

Charles Barkley Read Complete Idiots Guide To Spanish During 36 Hours In Jail

By Cindy Casares at 2:30 PM.

Arizona inmate P519798, otherwise known as Charles Barkley, who was arrested for drunk driving in Phoenix on December 30, 2008 whilst speeding to a blowjob, has already served his 36 hours in Phoenix’s famed Tent City with Sheriff Joe “the Mexican hater” Arapaio.

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24 February 2009

Charles Barkley Is Going To Jail With “America’s Toughest Sheriff” Joe Arpaio

By Cindy Casares at 9:00 AM.

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Charles Barkley was finally sentenced for that drunken New Year’s Eve eve blowjob hunt he went on in December. According to Scottsdale City Courts, Barkley will serve up to ten days at Buckeye with Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio–the one who loves Mexicans. 

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