WednesdayOctober222008

After recent speculation that the RNC has spent something around $150,000 on Sarah Palin’s wardrobe, hair and makeup comes news that she has charged the state of Alaska for her children’s travel expenses and later changed reports to say...

WednesdayOctober222008

The Republican party has apparently spent somewhere around $150,000 on Sarah Palin’s clothing, accessories, hair and makeup since September. Or maybe they were shopping for the homeless. In September, according to financial disclosure records, the RNC paid Saks Fifth...

MondayOctober202008

Victoria’s Secret has unveiled its “2008 Black Diamond Fantasy Miracle Bra.” It’s embellished with 3,575 black diamonds, 117 white diamonds, 34 rubies and two, huge black diamond drops totaling 100 carats. Those can be used for turning around really...

FridayOctober102008

Have about $60,000.00 laying around? Oh of course you do. Why not put it to good use by hiding it under your mattress spending it on life-size LEGO replicas of yourself and your honey-bunny? Or your kids? Or someone...

FridaySeptember192008

Person-who-wacks-balls-for-a-living, Alex Rodriguez, and his similarly employed ex, Cynthia, have finally reached a divorce agreement. Amicably. Which sucks for bloggers. Said Alex’s lawyer, boringly: “Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez have amicably resolved their dissolution of marriage proceedings.” It’s heartwarming how...

MondaySeptember152008

When Luis Miguel isn’t busy impregnating women or leaping about onstage looking like he’s trying to reign in a massive doodoo bubble, he’s buying watches and expensive face cream. An Argentine magazine, Gente, is offering never-before-known details about the...

MondaySeptember082008

Think a life of eating cupcakes and shitting in your pants sounds fun? Become a blogger! Or a baby. Particularly the baby of an extremely rich couple. Salma Hayek and herex-boyfriend, gazillionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, reunited to join their infant...

TuesdayAugust262008

We thought Roman Abramovich had bought this house? We can’t keep up with rich people shit. Anyway. Contrary to reports that Russian gazillionaire Mikhail Prokhorov purchased Villa Leopolda in France — the most expensive home in the whole, wide...

FridayJuly112008

True, we now blog from a chaise lounge in the swankiest neighborhood in all of Queens while someone covered in body glitter feeds us chocolate-covered cherries. But we realize the rest of the world just doesn’t live in as...

MondayJune022008

Fashion photographer Bill Cunningham, who pronounces “charmeuse” in the most interesting way possible, takes us on a little trip around Manhattan to try and figure out why it is that New Yorkers love swathing themselves in black, even into...

WednesdayMay282008

It’s only a matter of time before the spoiled little rich girls who leave us feeling both smugly superior yet totally poor on “My Super Sweet 16” choke on their own Vanilla Stoli-scented vomit and head off to some...

TuesdayFebruary122008

Salma Hayek and her fiancé, François-Henri Pinault, went on a stroll through Central Park with their daughter, Valentina, who at a mere four and a half months old is already richer than God. What a coincidence! We were walking...

WednesdayJanuary302008

Salma Hayek and her French fiancé, Francis Henri-Pinault, are the richest couple in Hollywood, according to In Touch magazine. Who would know: A poll by In Touch magazine has revealed that the richest couple in Hollywood (by far) are...

ThursdayJanuary242008

Remember when we reported on the face-meltingly hot nuptials of Vogue’s Lauren Davis and Bolivian billionaire Andres Santo Domingo? Obviously, you’ve thought of nothing else, you impoverished cretin. Well now there’s photographic evidence of just how fabulous these sweaty...

WednesdayJanuary232008

We don’t normally associate with the help. They’re meek and have small hands and smell like strange, foreign foodstuffs. But, sometimes, it’s necessary. So thank goodness we have this handy lesson guide to teach us how to tell our...

FridayNovember092007

More and more Americans are moving out of their homes and into luxury RVs, complete with amenities like wi-fi, jacuzzis and solid gold statues of naked ladies. Oh, not that last one. That’s just in ours: According to Kampgrounds...

TuesdayNovember062007

A dog owner in New York City is offering up a $10,000 reward in an effort to retrieve Chloe, a black lab who made a run for freedom over the weekend: $10,000 REWARD!! Black Labrador Retriever Lost On 11/04/07...

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