8 July 2009

Mark Sanford: Why This Sad Sack Still Has A Job And You Don’t

By Cindy Casares at 3:15 PM.

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In these days of an economy from down below (that’s hell, not Venezuela. Although…) Mark Sanford, the money squandering, adulterous Argentine-fucker still has a job. And, you? You sit in your shorts watching Price Is Right. The Drew Carey years, no less! Where did you go wrong? We’ll tell you.

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29 June 2009

Bernard Madoff Sentenced To 150 Years In Prison

By Luis Tavarez at 1:12 PM.

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6 April 2009

Guanabee’s Recession Tips For The Pampered Anglo: Free Clinic At Walgreens

By Cindy Casares at 2:15 PM.

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Are you very recently laid off from your cush banking job? Guanabee’s got the hookup to get you through this tough time because if there’s one thing Latinos (and bloggers) know it’s how to get by on nothing. This week’s great recession find is free healthcare at Walgreens. Too embarrassed to get medical care [...]

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6 February 2009

Economy Forces Mexican Village To Replace Money With Wood. We Have Some Other Suggestions.

By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.

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The overall suckitude of the global economy has forced patrons of the Santiago Tianguistenco in Mexico have begun using planks of wood in place of credit or money. What other sorts of things would we be willing to trade for goods?
We’ve got a list of possible goods for trade: (Hint: Wood.)

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