First came news that Daddy Yankee had endorsed presidential hopeful John McCain. Then, news came out that he had initially approached audaciously hopeful presidential hopeful Barack Obama, but Barack’s people did not want to be publicly associated with the...

Political mastermind Daddy Yankee’s public endorsement of John McCain has, obviously, decided this election for us. But did you know he initially approached Barack Obama’s people about an endorsement? And there were all like, “You ain’t our Papi, Daddy.”...

John McCain visited Phoenix, Arizona’s Central High School this morning with a special guest in tow - none other than Harvard-endorsed reggaetonero, Daddy Yankee. And they call Barack Obama elitist! Ha! Your Daddy and ours has officially endorsed McCain:...

It doesn’t really make sense to address points brought up my people whose judgment is clouded by hate or ignorance because, more often than not, their arguments are colored more by passion than rational thinking. Then again, the remedy...

Latinos! Ever felt lost? Unsure of who you are and what it is you’re supposed to be doing? While grab a Dominican flag and your rosary, because, luckily, Barack Obama and John McCain’s camps are more than willing to...

In an attempt to woo Latinos in possession of vaginas, Senator Barack Obama tried to organize a meeting with House Latinas. But they were all like, “Eh:” Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois huddled with members of the Congressional Hispanic...

Audacious Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has hired former Hillary Clinton’s former campaign manager, Patti Solis Doyle, in a move of cunning political strategery: Miss Solis Doyle is the most prominent Hispanic figure in the Obama campaign. She will help...

It’s a sad time for women and little people who speak in riddles everywhere, what with Hillary Clinton being knocked out of the race by America and Obama and Tiger Woods and Magic Johnson and… the Rockefellers? We’re not...

As Obama gets ready to garner no votes in Puerto Rico because Latinos hate and fear Black people (What? Black Latinos? Ha! They ride unicorns, right?), a lot of celebrities, some of which we’re not sure are even eligible...

Salt-of-the-earth immediately preceding a few dozen tequila shots Hillary Clinton won the Pennsylvania primaries last night, beating fancy Fleur de Sel Senator Barack Obama by 45%-55%: Network exit polls said Clinton’s margin of victory was built heavily upon her...

Ovary-filled American comedian Hillary Clinton has a secret; she’s sorry, but it’s true. America, she’s fucking Obama. And while this video provides ample fodder for “barebarack” and “Big O” jokes, we’re just not going to go there. Sorry. We’re...

Hey laaaadies! Guess what? Y’all totally pwned the Texas primary, constituting about 20% of the total votes, with Hispanic men at about 14%. Hmm. To what can we blame attribute this?: The surge in Latina voter participation in Texas...

So who are you voting for, oh Latino Voter? John McCain? Ralph Nader? El scoff! Who are they, right? You’re only allowed to vote for audacious alleged Muslim Barack Obama or the ovary-having Hillary Clinton. Inspiration or substance? Who’ll...

Hillary Clinton’s incomprehensible “3 a.m.” ad had us clutching at the space where the children we don’t have our supposed to be sleeping and trying to get Matchbox 20 out of our head for like two hours. Thankfully, parody...

Vatosaurus would like you to vote for Barack Obama, even though you’re a colossal racist. Just think of Obama as a Dominican, he suggests. And, you know, of all the political commenters with other people’s hands shoved firmly up...

At the recent Democratic debate in Austin, Texas, journalist Jorge Ramos (swooooon!) asked audacious presidential hopefuls Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton how they felt Fidel Castro’s resignation would affect U.S. policy towards Cuba. And they were like, “Horny.” JK!...

Barack Obama’s campaign has a new series of Spanish-language ads that will debut on Texas radio stations and highlight how Obama is poor! And hardworking! Just like Latinos: The theme of the ad is that Obama is speaking to...

We’re not sure if it’s because everyone we know and (at one point) loved is creaming their jeans over Obama, but we cannot. Escape. His. Campaign. Maybe it’s because we are Hispanic and female and they have THE FUTURE...

First-time Latino voters who 1) voted for Barack in the primaries and 2) were polled by a company called Hispanic Economics, which was hired by the Obama campaign, declared they would not vote at all in the presidential election...

Yesterday, Hillary Clinton fired her campaign manager, Patti Solis Doyle, who, as you may have cleverly deduced from the name tucked safely away between two, White-Or-Perhaps-Ethnically-Ambiguous-Monikers, is Latina. And she replaced her with someone who is Black. And Not...

At a time when our country is divided between Latinos — with their big, loud family dinners; tacky, poorly-parked cars; large, frightening, throbbing members and forked tongues that spill forth mysterious languages — and People Who Aren’t Latinos, only...

Remember how the last video we featured about Obama was focused on getting the elusive “Latino dishwasher, line cook and housewife vote?” Well, now you do. Anyway, this new video shows Obama flitting back and forth between a Southern...

Miami Cubans ignore Rudy Giuliani over a rousing game of dominos. [New American Media] Ten undocumented Mexican and Guatemalan immigrants are caught during a traffic stop. In Peru, which is a nice change. [WANDtv] Hillary Clinton is your amiga....

So by now you’re probably well aware of all this hugger-mugger over whether or not Latino voters are willing to vote for a Black candidate. As you may recall, we were a little skeptical as to the veracity of...

George Lopez is mad that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have somehow forgotten to ask him to campaign on their behalf. We’re upset Ron Paul never responds to our love letters: Top Latino funnyman GEORGE LOPEZ has lashed out...

As you know, the ugliest Betty of them all, America Ferrera is voting for Hillary Clinton or, as she phrases it, “Miss Hillary Clinton.” Now you can see her spouting buzz words in motion! Also, Chelsea? Not to downplay...

Craig Romney, the third-hottest Romney son and by far the most dentally gifted, narrates a new campaign dad in Spanish for his dad, Mitt. The ad will be shown in Miami: THE SCRIPT In Spanish, Craig Romney, one of...

Fidel Castro has heiled hailed Cuban voters, congratulating them on the near 95% turnout for this year’s parliamentary elections: Although the final figure is not clear, officials said turnout had reached 95% with an hour of voting time remaining...

A group called “Americans for Legal Immigration” have created a website to collect enough signatures to nominate CNN anchor Lou Dobbs for president because of his much-publicized hard stance against illegal immigration: The group, which seeks stronger immigration controls,...

Barack Obama’s campaign has come out with two ads, in Spanish, that will air in Nevada. In one of the ads, entitled “Hope,” Latino voters learn they can make a difference by voting for Obama, regardless of whether they...

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are really sinking their teeth into their respective election campaigns, especially when it comes to the Latino Democratic vote and especially when those teeth are being sunk into delicious, beefy tacos: Senator Hillary Rodham...

Election time is upon us once again and, with it, comes a reminder that you, gentle reader, are nothing more than a mass of labels and numbers on a page. You’re a Latino, babyface. And that means nothing, ultimately....

Super famous actress Ana Ortiz is using her star power along with other Latino entertainers (George Lopez!) to try and get Latinos to vote. Gosh, we haven’t been so motivated to become part of a virtually senseless and futile...

Senator Hillary Clinton is pulling out all the stops in an effort to garner fresh and flavorful Latino votes on the West Coast: Clinton and her busload of traveling press moved from there to the popular local Mexican restaurant...

Certainly not attempting in any way to cater to South Florida’s huge, predominantly Republican, overwhelmingly religious Hispanic voting community, Rudy Giuliani gave a faith-based speech in a Miami-area Church: “We are all children of God, and it is God’s...

Republican Presidential hopeful and affair-haver Rudy Giuliani has been pretty vocal about his thoughts concerning English, i.e. you should speak it. But, hey, even if you don’t, you should still votar por his ass. A Spanish-language campaign endorsed by...

…Sadly, that’d be the race for President Colorado Senator Tom Tancredo is rumored to be dropping out of and not, you know, the human race. Which he’s also losing: Republican Rep. Tom Tancredo, whose forceful opposition to illegal immigration...

Notably (or not, really) missing from Univision’s Spanish-language Republican debate this past weekend was Senator Tom Tancredo. Tancredo has criticized his fellow candidates for “pandering” to Spanish-speakers who, he says, can’t even vote anyway:...

Univision’s Spanish-language Republican debate this past weekend touched upon two of our favorite, most touchable world leaders: Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro. After all, with the debates being held in Miami, it was inevitable that the two would come...

Here’s the aformentioned commercial in which Presidential candidate Tom Tancredo lets you know how Central American gangs are ruining this country faster than you can say “struggling health care system,” “shitty public education” or “soldiers fighting in the Middle...

Republican Senator and Presidential candidate Tom Tancredo has unleashed a flurry of beauty onto the world in the form of a new ad campaign which tells you everything you already knew about those mean old Central American gang members...

Republican Senator Tom Tancredo is refusing to participate in this weekend’s Spanish-language Republican debate, to be held in Miami, because he believes it encourages illegal immigration: “What all my colleagues — what the other candidates are doing — it’s...

Hugo Chavez faced his first ever electoral defeat last night, as 51% of voters chose not to allow constitutional reforms that would let Chavez be indefinitely eligible for re-election. Shit! No! Please tell us “Alo Presidente” will go on...

Election fliers posted in the predominantly Latino neighborhoods of Rosemont and Worth Heights in Fort Worth list an incorrect voting date, telling people to vote on Saturday, November 10 instead of today. Simple mistake? Or simple “mistake?”: The Tarrant...

The number of people applying for U.S. citizenship has risen dramatically from last year despite a higher application fee. Some experts say this is because of the anti-immigrant (read: anti-brown) views prevalent in the country today. Fishily-named spokesperson for...

Speaking of Presidential candidate Barack Obama’s love for Beaner-Americans, a group called Amigos de Obama (of the Obama reggaeton fame), an organization not actually funded by Barack’s official campaign people, has created a series of mini telenovelas in an...

The Kansas City Star reports on how names can sometimes hinder your career in politics. According to the Star, New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson is “facing a challenge in his presidential bid: convincing voters that he is Hispanic.” [Ed....

With Sunday’s local elections fast approaching, Cuban voters fight off overwhelming apathy to choose which municipal council members will eventually make it to the National Assembly in March. Ninety-five percent of the voting population is expected to turn out in...