We used to intern at a highly esteemed pornographic publication, so we’ve been subjected to some pretty terrible porn in our lifetime. But the “Elliot Spiltz-Her Story,” a parody of the Eliot Spitzer scandal featuring plastic boobies, lots of...

In light of recent news that a night of adulterous and illegal intercourse with a stranger only set former New York governor back a mere $3,000 an hour instead of the ludicrous $4,300 - $5,000 that was widely reported,...

We’ve made it no secret that we absolutely loathe writing, talking or thinking about Ashley Alexandra Dupré because the media is painting her as a celebrity and a novelty object, and not as an opportunity to discuss issues that...

How did we miss Andreia Schwartz last week? She’s the Brazilian-born former hooker and madame who served as an informant to the feds during their investigation of the Emperors Club VIP, the high-priced call girl service that serviced New...

Guanabee editor Cindy Casares looks at a history of scorned women to advise Silda Spitzer on her next move....

Full disclosure, because it’s the end of the day and at least one of us is drunk: We really, really hate writing about Ashley Alexandra Dupré. Not only does it take forfuckingever to write out that name and we...

Apparently Kristen / Ashley Alexandra Dupré / Ashley Youmans, the escort that left former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s swallowing his pride, is not, as she claims, actually 22 years old. She might, in fact, be a practically almost-dead...

By now you’ve all no doubt seen the many photos and websites and dance singles from Eliot Spitzer’s whoore, Ashley Alexandra Dupré née DiPietro née Youmans splashed across the pages of every single media outlet in the world thanks...

Page Six is saying this is Eliot Spitzer’s professional woman of record, but we don’t know for sure as there must be a million brunette, five-foot-five hoes who like “dining in fancy places and will show up wearing very...

Ain’t no party like a Hillary Clinton, Scranton, PA high school choir serenade party, y’all. [YouTube] Everyone’s mad at Geraldine Ferraro because she said Barack Obama is a black man. [New York Times] Vince Neil is shooting a reality...

We noticed this afternoon that, in their race to publish first, some otherwise reliable sites are publishing some half-ass information about Eliot Spitzer and his ho. Gawker published this misleading picture from the website of the Emperor’s Club VIP...

New York Governor, former District Attorney, husband and dad Eliot Spitzer totes slept with a ho. [New York Times] Everyone’s getting it wrong and calling him a pimp cuz that’s more selly. [Wonkette] Those same people liveblogged his press...

A recent article in the The New York Observer on New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s stance on immigration issues featured a cartoon of the governor riding in a convertible with what appears to be either Cheech circa “Up in...

Latino New York lawmakers met with New York Governor Elliot Spitzer over breakfast recently to propose he sign a “don’t ask, don’t tell” order guaranteeing that undocumented residents there are able to access state services without having to report...