Clay Aiken has come out of the closet. Bible belt hockey moms spontaneously combust. In all seriousness, this is probably going to be an extremely tough thing for his fan base to deal with and we wish him and...

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s wedding video makes us happy, jealous, anxious for the Arrested Development movie. Has Michelle Rodriguez found love with a “mystery gal pal” who is described as a “handsome woman?” This makes it sound...

Ellen DeGeneres, now that she’s all married and hifalutin, wrote a giddy missive to fans in a fancy, curly, Married People Font. Write Ellen, fancily: I had a big, big weekend. I got married to Portia de Rossi! Sorry,...

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were married over the weekend in LA. Anne Heche, meanwhile? Still irrelevant. [BBC] A little friendly advice? Don’t ever date John Mayer, even if his dick is made of candy and rainbows. He’s...

Eva Longoria is trying to get pregnant and would like us all to know about it. In related news, this morning we shat. [Us Weekly] Former EIC of Seventeen and current annoying over-sharer Atoosa Rubenstein is crapping out a...

On the heels of news that California has allowed same-sex marriage, Ellen announced she and Portie de Rossi are getting married. They’re registered at Crate & Barrel. We call dibs on the natural raffia placemats. [TMZ] Lindsay Lohan’s mom...