Ah, summer. The trips to the beach. The outdoor concerts. And the annual Texas sighting of the chupacabra.
1 September 2009
Chupacabra Is Back: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go To The Outhouse
By Cindy Casares at 5:46 PM.
19 June 2009
Fireworks: North Korea To Missile Hawaii On July 4th
By Cindy Casares at 1:09 AM.
Japanese intelligence says that mean Kim Jong Il of North Korea is going to send a Taepodong-2 long-range ballistic missile, (suspected to be nuclear–powered, but let’s hope it’s only filled with kim chee), to Hawaii on July 4th. Silly, Kim Jong. That’s not America. If you really want to piss people off, nuke Arizona. What?
13 August 2008
Bigfoot Has Come From Georgia To Join The Montauk Monster-Chupacabra End Times Party
By Guanabee Staff at 10:15 AM.
Some very weird rumors are beginning to circulate on the internet from some very obscure news sources about a claim coming out of Georgia that the remains of Bigfoot have been found. According to various sources, two Bigfoot hunters plan to hold a press conference on Friday in Palo Alto where they will reveal a [...]
1 August 2008
New Photos, Witnesses Of The Montauk Monster Appear
By Guanabee Staff at 9:50 AM.
For days we’ve been obsessed, OBSESSED with the story of the Montauk Monster first broken on Gawker. The backstory: A creature no one can officially identify floated ashore in the Long Island town of Montauk, NY two weeks ago and was photographed by a group of friends who happened to be passing by. Said photograph [...]
