Those of you shaken by news that actress Rose McGowan and director Robert Rodriguez had split even after they had worked closely together on movies / demolishing his first marriage, take heart: They’re back together! And engaged! And working...

We’ve realized we haven’t had quite enough sexy pan flute music around here lately. And we shall remedy that immediately! First, we get news that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are planning to announce their engagement, like, any second...

Cameron Diaz was photographed leaving Nobu with what looked like a giant diamond engagement ring on her wedding finger. Waa, waa, baby needs some attention: The actress appeared to flash the dazzling ring at photographers as she left the...

Fuck. According to the New York Daily News, Ryan Reynolds had to go be a turd and get engaged to Scarlett Johansson even though we are very clearly the woman of his dreams. And her dreams. They’ve just both...

“Ugly Betty’s” America Ferrera and her traveling pants might be engaged, if the ring she’s been wearing on set isn’t just something she picked up from Claire’s last week. Show off: After denying engagement rumours in the past, America,...

Ashlee Simpson is now engaged to Fallout Boy singer and internet penis-poster Pete Wentz. Oh, joy. Writes Ashlee on the “Friends of Enemies” website while giggling: We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and...

Jamie Lynn Spears, the superfluously-named younger sister of Britney, refuses to be a teen mom to a bastard and intends to marry her 18-year-old baby-daddy Casey Aldridge: Spears, 16, has been flashing the rock to friends and family around...

In an article that has since been pulled from its website, El Universal claims that Hugo Chavez will be off the market very soon (sorry ladies!), as he might be planning to propose to Naomi Campbell at some point...

Puerto Rican actress Roselyn Sanchez, whom you don’t remember from such films as Cayo and Venus & Vegas, has gotten engaged to Some Guy: Puerto Rican actress Roselyn Sánchez, 34, is planning to marry her boyfriend of two years,...

After several nano-seconds spent in agonized anticipation and gross speculation, we can finally rest easy knowing that Jessica Alba is indeed engaged to on-and-off boyfriend, Cash “Money” Warren aka Ca$h aka Your Name Is So Stupid, But You’re Kind...

Actor Doug Jones, who co-starred with Jessica Alba in “Fantastic Four”, might have accidentally revealed that she is planning to wed her heroically-named boyfriend, Cash Warren: Speaking at the Jules Verne Adventure Film Festival over the weekend, the actor...