15 July 2009

Penelope Cruz’s Ugly Ring On Her Left Hand Indicates She Must Be Engaged!

By Alex Alvarez at 12:15 PM.

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7 July 2009

Enrique Iglesias And Anna Kournikova Might Be Engaged. Or Girl Just Owns 47 Engagement Rings.

By Alex Alvarez at 10:11 AM.

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The NY Times reports that professional tennis racker holder Anna Kournikova was seen sporting a “huge” diamond ring on her engagement finger at the World Team Tennis match yesterday. Some of us prefer to keep all our fingers engaged. Hey-o!

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Anna Kournikova’s Engagement Rings

By Alex Alvarez at 10:09 AM.

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2 July 2009

Why Wait?: Danielle Deleasa And Kevin Jonas Are Engaged

By Alex Alvarez at 9:58 AM.

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Kevin Jonas, the eldest of the Jonas brothers at the ripe old age of 21, has become engaged to his girlfriend of two years, 22-year-old former hairdresser named Danielle Deleasa. How is it possible that a 22-year-old can be a former anything?

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10 June 2009

Dreamy: Christina Milian And The Dream Are Engaged

By Alex Alvarez at 2:12 PM.

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28 May 2009

Padre Alberto Cutié Has Joined The Episcopal Church, Is Engaged To Ruhama Canellis

By Alex Alvarez at 5:22 PM.

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Well, it looks as if Padre Alberto Cutié has decided to legitimize his blasphemous abortion of a love affair with shady lady Ruhama Canellis. The two are engaged after two years of rubbing their chochas against one another while baby Jesus wept into the Pope’s little hat.

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27 May 2009

Terrence Howard Engaged To Colombian Actress Zulay Henao

By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.

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Terrence Howard is set to make Colombian actress Zulay Henao his wife. But does she use baby wipes?

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12 March 2009

Cheech Marin Engaged To Pianist Natasha Rubin, Is 2 Classy 4 U

By Alex Alvarez at 1:22 PM.

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Bad news, ladies: Cheech Marin is now engaged to professional classical pianist Natasha Rubin. He’s been dating the Russian-born Rubin for about four and a half years now, and the fancypants piano player is just one of several indications that the man most famously known for smoking a giant joint in a lowrider is way too [...]

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