The NY Times reports that professional tennis racker holder Anna Kournikova was seen sporting a “huge” diamond ring on her engagement finger at the World Team Tennis match yesterday. Some of us prefer to keep all our fingers engaged. Hey-o!
15 July 2009
Penelope Cruz’s Ugly Ring On Her Left Hand Indicates She Must Be Engaged!
By Alex Alvarez at 12:15 PM.
7 July 2009
Enrique Iglesias And Anna Kournikova Might Be Engaged. Or Girl Just Owns 47 Engagement Rings.
By Alex Alvarez at 10:11 AM.
2 July 2009
Why Wait?: Danielle Deleasa And Kevin Jonas Are Engaged
By Alex Alvarez at 9:58 AM.
Kevin Jonas, the eldest of the Jonas brothers at the ripe old age of 21, has become engaged to his girlfriend of two years, 22-year-old former hairdresser named Danielle Deleasa. How is it possible that a 22-year-old can be a former anything?
10 June 2009
28 May 2009
Padre Alberto Cutié Has Joined The Episcopal Church, Is Engaged To Ruhama Canellis
By Alex Alvarez at 5:22 PM.
Well, it looks as if Padre Alberto Cutié has decided to legitimize his blasphemous abortion of a love affair with shady lady Ruhama Canellis. The two are engaged after two years of rubbing their chochas against one another while baby Jesus wept into the Pope’s little hat.
27 May 2009
Terrence Howard Engaged To Colombian Actress Zulay Henao
By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.
Terrence Howard is set to make Colombian actress Zulay Henao his wife. But does she use baby wipes?
12 March 2009
Cheech Marin Engaged To Pianist Natasha Rubin, Is 2 Classy 4 U
By Alex Alvarez at 1:22 PM.
Bad news, ladies: Cheech Marin is now engaged to professional classical pianist Natasha Rubin. He’s been dating the Russian-born Rubin for about four and a half years now, and the fancypants piano player is just one of several indications that the man most famously known for smoking a giant joint in a lowrider is way too [...]
