When asked by “The Tonight Show” host Jay Leno whether or not she’s made any embarrassing mistakes while learning English, Penelope Cruz (seen here holding a giant, mutant penis) rambled incoherently before saying, at a hair salon, she once “mistakenly” asked for a blowjob instead of a blow dry.
5 February 2009
20 January 2009
Beyond The Barrio: Romanian Immigrant Raped Woman To “Learn English In Prison”
By Alex Alvarez at 9:48 AM.
The Daily Mail claims Ali Majlat, a Romanian immigrant living in Britain, raped a 21-year-old “girl” so that he could get English lessons in jail. We’re rather inclined to think he raped a 21-year-old woman because he’s a rapist.
See how that works?
The 35-year-old ex-con had moved to England a few months after being released from prison [...]
